Saying you'll hop on in a bit, then proceeding to take a nap, a bath and getting on to say you're going to bed.
Austin iz pulling a castle, he's been gone for forty-five minutes and just came in to say he's leaving.
by Kakori February 20, 2025
Get the Pulling a castlemug. The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.
My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.
by @mekinizem August 8, 2016
Get the Breaching the Castlemug. A place that is just full of special people who have rich parents and can't be arsed to do anything with their useless lives. One of the DT teachers got caught recommending a student to masturbate at a previous school and still got hired, one of the old teachers took pictures of boys in the changing rooms and wanked off to them. One of the PE staff fucked a chemistry teachers wife, so the chem teacher left her and fucked the DT teacher before they both left and went to St. Johns. (some guy got blown in a classroom there btw)
All ECS females wear really shit perfumes that reek out the hallways, all the boys have the most shit mullets of all time.
All ECS females wear really shit perfumes that reek out the hallways, all the boys have the most shit mullets of all time.
by EwellShithole May 21, 2024
Get the Ewell Castlemug. A kiss Castle is a place where the Smoochie king resides. This is in reference to the song 'Some Nights".
by Ramathorne 32 February 13, 2019
Get the Kiss castlemug. by FBI_WeegeeBoy1243 November 19, 2021
Get the Hang Castlemug. Shortly after ejaculating inside your significant other, and receiving performance related compliments. You shout king of the castle in a Borat voice to celebrate your efforts.
Kieran: *finishes inside his girlfriend*
Girlfriend: wow, that was amazing!
Kieran: ‘King of the castle, King of the castle, I have a chair, I have a chair, laaaa laaaa laaa’
Maja: ‘seriously ? You’re still inside me !’
Girlfriend: wow, that was amazing!
Kieran: ‘King of the castle, King of the castle, I have a chair, I have a chair, laaaa laaaa laaa’
Maja: ‘seriously ? You’re still inside me !’
by PP Castle February 6, 2022
Get the King of the Castlemug. Person 1: have you seen the fan page called gbc in the castle
Person 2: no
Person 1: she’s really cool and hot
Person 2: no
Person 1: she’s really cool and hot
by gbc.in.the.castle October 9, 2021
Get the gbc in the castlemug.