When someone intentionally spreads herpes of the mouth to the clitoris of a women, or transgender male via his/her sore covered tongue.
by jSin SmiTh October 14, 2011
In many ways, this is a step up from douchebag or bag of douche you all commonly know.
carpet douchebagger - n - kar-pet doosh bag-err
1. In reference to carpetbaggers of Civil War era, going about causing trouble in the eyes of the locals
2. Someone who is a DB to such an extent that they seem to carry their supply of douche with them where ever they go.
carpet douchebagger - n - kar-pet doosh bag-err
1. In reference to carpetbaggers of Civil War era, going about causing trouble in the eyes of the locals
2. Someone who is a DB to such an extent that they seem to carry their supply of douche with them where ever they go.
Hey Red, this guy next to me is talking shit about the bartender and is screwing with the remote after every commercial! To top it off, he didn't even tip! What a carpet douchebagger!
by Slim Twofingers February 09, 2010
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by tree decorator October 03, 2014
by Karab okama December 12, 2020
When your toddler throws his goddamn food all over the carpet and then constantly comes back to it in order to snack on old, hair covered food.
My kid has had several bad shits today, but I cannot tell if it is from teething or from all his carpet snacking.
by trace brock January 11, 2019
What a crackhead does when the run out of crack. Searching for a piece of crack that you're positive fell onto the carpet at some point during your crack binge.
"You seen pookie?"
"Yeah man that fool was carpet banging though so i ain't tryin to fuck with him."
"Yeah man that fool was carpet banging though so i ain't tryin to fuck with him."
by RPC3 September 14, 2019