Cardboarding

When a redneck can't follow the assembly instructions for IKEA furniture so just burns it and uses the packaging boxes instead

Brian is so stupid he's cardboarding his divorce settlement

by Fididdly September 28, 2018

cardiovascular whore

A girl who loves veiny arms and hands on a guy after he works out.

Oh my god sanuvar is such a cardiovascular whore!

by localsouptime April 30, 2019

cardiovascular whore

A girl who likes veiny arms and hands

Sofía is such a cardiovascular whore, always asking for hand pics.

by Cardiovascular hoe April 30, 2019

Cardboard hot pocket

When something or someone appears appealing on the outside, but once you "bite in", you realize there is nothing of worth.

Mike: hey man, how did your date with that girl go last night?
Dave: she was attractive and all, but she couldn't hold a conversation for shit, and when she did talk it was just very dry and boring... she was a real cardboard hot pocket...

by Flyeaglesfly1738 July 20, 2019

cardboard box

what you and your friends live in

"I live in a cardboard box"

by codetastic08 August 2, 2019

cardiogram

A kind of graph printed on an electrocardiograph

I'm a cardiogram specialist.

by DraglousJam October 18, 2019

Cardboard

Cardboard, hmm , cardboard

Cardboard cardboard, cardboard

by Cekkylekic March 26, 2020