A superhero who uses his fecal bag as a weapon. He fights crime for the sake of butt-sex. He also has an intimate relationship with his step-dad, Bill.
by Derick Fox April 9, 2005
Get the Captain Maaloxmug. The Lord, King, God, TiTan, Master, ect.. of all ownage and pre-ownage(pwnage)on online multiplayer games that involve severly deafeating a human player to the degree that they should be embarrased, angry, or emotionally destroyed,or in some cases suicidal. Some of these games include: Halo 2, World of Warcraft, Diablo 2, and StarWars Battlefront 2 just to name a few. Captain Ownage is known as someone that ALL human and CPU players fear with there life and know not to fuck with because the player will get Obliterated(delete, rub off, erase, reduce to nothingness)or otherwise owned! and sometimes pwned! He is also known as sort of the legend of all gamers alike. No one can touch his skills and no one will ever defeat him, he is your new god. Many will try to talk shit and many will try...but, many(I mean ALL) will die. All noobs will bow down and suck on his weiner and want to know his secrets, but he won't tell, he'll just own them for their curiousity.
Me...God,....whoever you think fits the description? Ex. OMG i just completely raped that dude did you see his health drop
? what a nub...captain ownage!
usage of the word captain ownage is noobs reffering to him as their god...sort of like a exclamation or expression after owning someone.
? what a nub...captain ownage!
usage of the word captain ownage is noobs reffering to him as their god...sort of like a exclamation or expression after owning someone.
by S Spak June 10, 2007
Get the captain ownagemug. by lsmnonekj cljanipdjpqmd; April 12, 2011
Get the Captain Fabulousmug. Canada`s own personal Super Hero, he is able to...well, he`s a generic hero who can run fast and lift heavy things. He works for CISO, in a future where Canada is the most powerful country in the world. His alter ego is Tom Evans. He also has some powers pertaining to maple syrup that were only hinted upon in two comics.
by B H. November 22, 2007
Get the Captain Canuckmug. A meal consisting of a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal, but rather than with milk, with Captain Morgan Rum.
When Darren tried a bowl of The Captain's Challenge for the first time, he nearly lost his lunch. After a few shots of vodka, however, he ate the meal with gusto.
by Cgrave August 7, 2006
Get the The Captain's Challengemug. One of the greatest and most memorable games ever made for the NES. It was a challenge and great for all ages.
They should remake it in real 3D with some sort of 3D shutter glasses for the 21st century.
They should remake it in real 3D with some sort of 3D shutter glasses for the 21st century.
by Anonymous February 19, 2005
Get the Captain Skyhawkmug. by hurricane boxstep December 13, 2010
Get the Welsh captainmug.