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Sucking Candy

A small, round, hard candy that one must suck on to eat. This term is typically used by anyone over the age of 70.
Dang, my mouth is dry, I need a sucking candy.
by The Spoken Word Poet March 15, 2011
mugGet the Sucking Candymug.

candy bars

Sugar filled snacks that taste sooo good. Open the wrapper, take a bite, you're in heaven.
Ohh some snickers candy bars. (eats) YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
by hoagly January 16, 2011
mugGet the candy barsmug.

binder candy

Used to describe anything both collectible and desirable. Originated from Pokemon card booster packs; The cards went into a binder, hence rare cards= binder candy.
Pokemon players have nothing better to do than collect binder candy.
by Jesus Loverz March 16, 2009
mugGet the binder candymug.

candy bag

a literal bag, or some sort of assortment of drugs commonly associated social doing, euphoria, or happy trips i.e. ecstasy/molly, LSD, Shrooms, Marijuana, etc.
Guy: "Hey man, could you ask your guy if he has LSD this week again?"

Son: "Dude! I was just at a dubstep concert last night, I coulda gotten you candy bags for cheap!"
by El Gardener June 29, 2011
mugGet the candy bagmug.

Flume Candy

1. Any crease on a female's body that a man might find sexually appealing. Well-known examples include breast cleavage and butt crack. Lesser known examples include the back of the armpit ("huffle"), calf-hamstring crease, and elbow crease.

2. A penis.
1. There some definite flume candy under that baby tee.

2. That chick's huffle needs some flume candy.
by EugeneCLukas October 7, 2011
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Shoulder Candy

The beautiful girl you haul over your shoulder whilst twirling your moustache or flourishing your cape like a Proper Villain.
'Man, you see Professor Nefario snatch that girl reporter off of to his Doom Zeppelin?'

"Yeah, Glory Goodlove is just in this industry for the chance to be Shoulder Candy. She's been 'kidnapped' by Doctor Dominator, Teenage FrankenWolfe, The Asshole Dumpling Gang, and The Cuckholder."

"You'd think Captain White Knight would have broken off the engagement after The Cuckholder"

"That guy is never going to take the hint."
by bar1scorpio January 8, 2015
mugGet the Shoulder Candymug.

guy candy

A physically, visually attractive man. Male-specific version of "eye candy."
She freely admits it's a poorly written show, and that she only watches it for the guy candy.
by babywhatwhat August 28, 2013
mugGet the guy candymug.

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