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Sucking Candy

A small, round, hard candy that one must suck on to eat. This term is typically used by anyone over the age of 70.
Dang, my mouth is dry, I need a sucking candy.
by The Spoken Word Poet March 15, 2011
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candy bars

Sugar filled snacks that taste sooo good. Open the wrapper, take a bite, you're in heaven.
Ohh some snickers candy bars. (eats) YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
by hoagly January 16, 2011
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Flume Candy

1. Any crease on a female's body that a man might find sexually appealing. Well-known examples include breast cleavage and butt crack. Lesser known examples include the back of the armpit ("huffle"), calf-hamstring crease, and elbow crease.

2. A penis.
1. There some definite flume candy under that baby tee.

2. That chick's huffle needs some flume candy.
by EugeneCLukas October 7, 2011
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binder candy

Used to describe anything both collectible and desirable. Originated from Pokemon card booster packs; The cards went into a binder, hence rare cards= binder candy.
Pokemon players have nothing better to do than collect binder candy.
by Jesus Loverz March 16, 2009
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Shoulder Candy

The beautiful girl you haul over your shoulder whilst twirling your moustache or flourishing your cape like a Proper Villain.
'Man, you see Professor Nefario snatch that girl reporter off of to his Doom Zeppelin?'

"Yeah, Glory Goodlove is just in this industry for the chance to be Shoulder Candy. She's been 'kidnapped' by Doctor Dominator, Teenage FrankenWolfe, The Asshole Dumpling Gang, and The Cuckholder."

"You'd think Captain White Knight would have broken off the engagement after The Cuckholder"

"That guy is never going to take the hint."
by bar1scorpio January 8, 2015
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Candy-Crushing

v. To be obsessed with the game Candy Crush. Someone who candy-crushes is on a very difficult level and will never put their phone down because they

must defeat that one level.
Bob: Jack, put your phone down and watch the football game with me!
Jack: Sorry, Bob. I gotta finish level 346 on Candy Crush. It's addicting!

Bob: You've been Candy-Crushing lately. I think it's time to put the phone down.
by The Magic Taco December 17, 2013
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stealing candy

"Is that what the kids are calling these days, stealing candy?"
by Matt (for Victoria) March 18, 2015
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