Canadian Sex

A form of intercourse that exclusively involves a moose being penetrated by a pseudo-man that ends every sentence with 'eh' and drinks maple syrup as an alternative to water. You are most likely to come across Canadian Sex once you go north of the following States; Washington, Montana, North Dakota, Idaho, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, New Hampshire, and Maine.

"Hey Alex, wanna go over to the woods here and try our luck with some Canadian Sex, eh?"
"Not right now Joe, I'm busy making a spooky pumpkin, eh."

by Dawnstopper March 21, 2021

Canadian Convoy

The act of multiple men pulling a sex train on a woman while wearing trucker hats and saying "I'm sorry".

Man, 3 or 4 more drinks and that woman will be ready to take on a Canadian Convoy!

by 50Gunner1984 March 11, 2022

Canadian farewell

When someone commits suicide or suffers from a terminal illness, but arranges all of their affairs beforehand in order to be less burdensome for their loved ones or next of kin to deal with after they pass. Widely considered the most polite way possible to pull a gamer move.

I heard his mom left him a Canadian farewell by selling all of her belongings beforehand, so the only things he had to deal with were the cleaning crew and burial fees. That's what's up.

by WendyWuessten January 25, 2022

Canadian Chili

The act of puking into the vagina, draining contents into a bowl and eating with a spoon after having added large amounts of hot sauce.

Nothing cures a hangover like a great big, warm bowl of Canadian Chili.

by M_Pizzle October 23, 2009

Canadian Falcon

The act of wearing a bird mask and clawing your partner, then slapping them with Canadian bacon, all while screeching like a falcon.

Mike: Last night i showed a girl what the Canadian Falcon feels like

by hausbossb'gosh June 19, 2011

Canadian Commando

Originating in the harsh climes of Winnipeg Manitoba Canada this term is used if one is wearing long underwear (longjohns) with no secondary underwear underneath. Most often some sort of pant is worn overtop the long underwear.

Going Canadian Commando sure makes my balls reek.

by Nate MF Dizzy January 16, 2009

Canadian Syrup

When you cum in a cup, put it in the freezer, then drizzle it on your partners pancakes

Amp Pours the canadian syrup on Pinks pancakes

by Ampghost March 28, 2020