callum shoeney

a fat fuck who likes to sit in bed an eat his own body weight in chocolate cake and custard creams

Person 1: Hey have you heard about callum shoeney
Person 2: oh yea that fat fuck
Person 3: Lol rawr xd

by rawr,raw,roar February 12, 2018

Callum

Midgit but a good athlete

Ha your a callum

by ROBINI123 November 10, 2018

Callum

one big fat boi who challenges everyone to a fight and always breaks a metal fence in the process

hey you see that man there , he is a callum,

ohi see what you mean!!

by rubikboi19 May 7, 2019

callum taylor

Callum is usually a big headed tattooed man who thinks he is a god.

Oh look there’s a callum taylor. Ugh

by Wooooo102 May 13, 2019

Callum the mouse

Callum L is a mouse.We all knew it from day 1,He roams around the school looking for food and loom bands to flick at people.He try’s his best to annoy his friends and family.He also has a fascination with a man called Mr parry.

Callum the mouse:Your mum *Mouse noises*
Mr parry:Me and my colleagues are sick of year 8s
Callum:*Mocks him* *mouse noises*

by Man lyke tapped don April 12, 2019

Callandra

Callandra is a beautiful girl. She has a good heart, she is extremely pretty and is an amazing friend to have. If you ever need a hand to hold or a shoulder to lean on, she’ll be there for you. Callandra is an amazing person to have in your life, even if your relationship is just giving each other dirties in the hallways(😉)

Callandra is G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S 😍

by Yiota’s definitions April 16, 2019

Callum Smith Rothie

The definition of a skid mark on the underpants of society

Person 1 : who’s “Callum Smith Rothie”
person 2 : oh yeah he’s that giant skid mark

by callumsdirtyunderwear August 5, 2019