Clean the Hamster Cage

Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.

A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?

Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!

B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?

Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!

by March 27, 2022

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booby cage

A “boob” is a dumb person. Someone that goes through life unsuspecting of things. A “booby trap” is a trap that is so obviously a trap that only a boob would get caught in it. Sometimes a prison is also referred to as a “booby trap” because those in there were not smart enough to stay out of it.

My friend got thrown in the booby cage. The dumbass should have known the cops were watching that house for illicit drug dealing.

by Yukon pete February 11, 2018

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Nicholas Cage

The best actor

“Hey who’s your favorite actor?”

“Nicholas Cage Duh!”

by Cicholas Nage May 15, 2022

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Nicholas Cage

Nicholas Cage is the best actor ever

“Who’s the best actor again?”

“Nicholas Cage of course!”

by Cicholas Nage May 16, 2022

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Guerrilla Rage Cage

Guerilla Rage Cage is a modernized drinking game originated in West Seattle where group members travel to an urbanized area with a foldable table and Solo cups. The aim is to generate hype and fun.

Last night we all went to Madison for Guerrilla Rage Cage. Gatsby lost and had to drink the b*tch cup.

by Swagitarious July 21, 2022

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