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To be quite intoxicated by drugs or alcohol.
I was so cased last night I couldn't drive home.
cased by Chris August 29, 2003
A boy that sucks cock and hairy pubes
Kid: Did you see that Caed?

Kid #2: Hell yeah!
Caed by Bigmelonz56 September 20, 2009
Assholes who box in motorcycle drivers with their vehicles(usually not motorcycles) on multi-lane highways, often with deadly results.
Did you hear about Bob?

No. What happened?

He got hit, run over, dragged dismembered, decapitated and killed by Cagers on the 401.
Cagers by Brusselssprouts September 4, 2013
To reach a state whereby one is intoxicated by lack of sleep. Cake is the best natural drug you can get once you get to about 50 hours.
Man, I was so damn caked last night. I was laughing at the news reports about a dead baby at 5am.
Caked by Samurai Ali May 22, 2004
Similar to catfish but the girl actually looks good in person because she caked her make up. You see her and she done but then you see her without as much makeup and she a whole new person. Like wtf is she?
Mayes: What happened to you and that one girl.

Tanner: I got CAKED! She look fine af at the movies but we went hiking together and I didn't know who the fuck she was at the end of the hike.
Caked by SLbaseball February 10, 2015

Nic Cage Hair Piece 

Testy, grubby pubic hairs that spiral up the shaft and awkwardly protrude through underwear.
Trim your "Nic Cage Hair Piece" Donnie, it looks like a bird’s nest.