The boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris checks his closet for Alice Cooper.
by Save_UsMMIV February 25, 2009
Get the Alice Cooper mug.This is a very complex explanation so bear with me if you decide to read it. First off few souls have ever heard of or experienced this vile act. The Candy land Compendium is a collection of sexual acts committed in succession to generate the final effect of the sexual partner looking as though they are covered in candy. It usually starts off with a black male candy cock with an abnormally large licorice stick, finding a really delectable candy crotch of the Indian race. He then takes her out for an Ice cream cone and bone. During the bone session is when the real oddities begin. She starts off with a gumjob and a sundae special for approximately 4 minutes. Things begin to get interesting with the Strawberry Sanchez with sprinkles along with a candy apple steamer which will take another 4 minutes. The male should not use all of his shit in the candy apple steamer because he will need a lot of it for the events to come. The female shall then proceed to insert a family size snickers bar into her vagina to execute a Candy cunt fucker. With his leftover shit he will does his best to complete the difficult Chocolate Anal Cone, Chocolate bandit mask, chocolate brownie a la mode. If does not have enough shit which most people will not, he can use a previously made stash which will of course be micro- waved before application. If he forgets to make a stash there is always the backup option of asking for the female’s excrement. On the occasion that they even have excess shit after these events it is always good to finish off with a fudge brownie explosion to reach the highest orgasmic state. The partners can then enjoy a combination of caramel bubbles and cookie monster surprise. To end in stylish and flamboyant fashion, they will both will dress up in piñata outfits and fill each others piñata suits with as much candy as possible. Then they will beat each other with wooden bats until their piñata suits break or they die. If one person dies the living person must pour chocolate sauce, sprinkles, and m and m’s over the dead person’s body and eat all their candy and the person they killed.
kid: Hey dad I was wondering if candy land is a real place.
Dad: Yes son, but it's a bad place. Your mother died there from an unexpected Candlyand Compendium.
Dad: Yes son, but it's a bad place. Your mother died there from an unexpected Candlyand Compendium.
by Wilmot West February 23, 2008
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a down to heart kind of guy, even if he is a little annoying at times, but he just wants the best. really cute, and funny personality. can be really sensitive and protective, but cooper's are just empathic
by dogre December 6, 2017
Get the cooper mug.1. Taking emotional or sexual gratification from the act or idea of a loved one or partner seeking or receiving gratification from another person.
2. A trait commonly found in people who identify as polyamorous. It is often experienced as a driving force toward polyamory and open relationships, as these are the best ways to express compersion without deception or games in a relationship.
3. A viewpoint which regards a partner as an individual with their own needs and desires, and fully accepts the independent pursuit of those desires.
4. A voyeuristic appreciation for the concept of one's partner engaging in sexual or intimate activities with a 3rd party.
5. An important component for a successful and drama-free threesome within a relationship.
6. A positive reaction in a situation that stereotypically induces a jealousy reaction.
2. A trait commonly found in people who identify as polyamorous. It is often experienced as a driving force toward polyamory and open relationships, as these are the best ways to express compersion without deception or games in a relationship.
3. A viewpoint which regards a partner as an individual with their own needs and desires, and fully accepts the independent pursuit of those desires.
4. A voyeuristic appreciation for the concept of one's partner engaging in sexual or intimate activities with a 3rd party.
5. An important component for a successful and drama-free threesome within a relationship.
6. A positive reaction in a situation that stereotypically induces a jealousy reaction.
"You're ok with your girlfriend having sex with another guy?"
"Yeah, I'm compersive. For me its kind of like watching my girlfriend in a porno, I just sit back and enjoy the scene."
"I appreciate that he finds sex elseware. Compersion takes a lot of the stress off our relationship since I'm too busy to give it up as often as he wants."
"Watching her move with him as they screwed gave me a whole new perspective on sex. I was so blown away I just had to jump in!"
"I ship out tomorrow, and I made her promise to have lots of sex while I'm gone! I dont want my baby deprived because I'm not around for a few months. Its a little weird sometimes, but I feel compersion more often than jealousy, so its really not a problem."
"Dude, arent you jealous?"
"Are you kidding? That is HOT!"
"Most of my pleasure in relationships comes from my partner's enjoyment. It makes me happy when they enjoy themselves, and I've found that I dont even have to be the cause of their pleasure in order to enjoy it. Just knowing they're happy makes me happy." -The Dave
"Yeah, I'm compersive. For me its kind of like watching my girlfriend in a porno, I just sit back and enjoy the scene."
"I appreciate that he finds sex elseware. Compersion takes a lot of the stress off our relationship since I'm too busy to give it up as often as he wants."
"Watching her move with him as they screwed gave me a whole new perspective on sex. I was so blown away I just had to jump in!"
"I ship out tomorrow, and I made her promise to have lots of sex while I'm gone! I dont want my baby deprived because I'm not around for a few months. Its a little weird sometimes, but I feel compersion more often than jealousy, so its really not a problem."
"Dude, arent you jealous?"
"Are you kidding? That is HOT!"
"Most of my pleasure in relationships comes from my partner's enjoyment. It makes me happy when they enjoy themselves, and I've found that I dont even have to be the cause of their pleasure in order to enjoy it. Just knowing they're happy makes me happy." -The Dave
by Boredomfiend November 6, 2009
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Cooper - n. - a person whose work is making or repairing barrels and casks (Webster" New World Dictionary). Cooperage, from same source indicates it is the workshop of or work done by a Cooper.
Cooper - n. - a person whose work is making or repairing barrels and casks (Webster" New World Dictionary). Cooperage, from same source indicates it is the workshop of or work done by a Cooper.
Today, the profession of the cooper is synonymous with the wine and spirits industry where the cooper assembles casks and operates machinery that builds barrels.
In much the same way that the profession of smithing has produced the popular English surname Smith and the German name Schmidt, the trade of cooperage has also given the English name COOPER
In much the same way that the profession of smithing has produced the popular English surname Smith and the German name Schmidt, the trade of cooperage has also given the English name COOPER
by Supa Coopa February 5, 2010
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You know who you are when you are a Cooper Jennings....a stupid idiot.
You know who you are when you are a Cooper Jennings....a stupid idiot.
Person A: Isn't a quinceañera a jewish holiday?
Person B: Are you a stupid idiot?
Person C: He's definitly a Cooper Jennings
Person B: Are you a stupid idiot?
Person C: He's definitly a Cooper Jennings
by fightingmessiah September 29, 2011
Get the Cooper Jennings mug.An extremely attractive, confident, opinionated and intellectual woman who is very cool, has sense of humor and knows how to chill. Compelling was first used by Jon Steward when he satirized how John Roberts, a Senior National Correspondent for CNN described the testimony of Valerie Plame Wilson as the "most compelling testimony in the Congress since Fiona Hall" and juxtaposed the image of Valerie Plame with that of Fiona Hall, alluding how both are two very attractive blondies.
Jon Steward mused what the correspondent meant by "compelling" and then cut into a clip of CNN ticker showing "compelling = f*@kable." f*@kable is slang for an extremely attractive women.
The term was then popularized by a self-proclaimed guru of all things Somalian who goes by LL Cool Jamal, a Philosopher-King Beatnik of the Jaded Age and several other self-aggrandizing titles. He's arguably the coolest Somalian refugee in the entire Upper Midwest of the United States. Together with bunch of equally cool and smart ass friends, the term went national and shows the potential of insinuating itself into the pop culture.
Jon Steward mused what the correspondent meant by "compelling" and then cut into a clip of CNN ticker showing "compelling = f*@kable." f*@kable is slang for an extremely attractive women.
The term was then popularized by a self-proclaimed guru of all things Somalian who goes by LL Cool Jamal, a Philosopher-King Beatnik of the Jaded Age and several other self-aggrandizing titles. He's arguably the coolest Somalian refugee in the entire Upper Midwest of the United States. Together with bunch of equally cool and smart ass friends, the term went national and shows the potential of insinuating itself into the pop culture.
LL Cool Jamal: AbdiShwak, who's the most compelling lady in this Somalian Xsmas party?
AbdiShwak: By far, Hodan is the most compelling. There are lot of close runner ups but they are too mundane!
AbdiShwak: By far, Hodan is the most compelling. There are lot of close runner ups but they are too mundane!
by Philosopher-King December 30, 2009
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