Congratulations

It’s what people who haven’t given a shit about your life say when you do something remotely impressive. If the accomplishment is exceedingly impressive a hater who told you, you couldn’t make it will say bend over towards you put on a fake smile and tell you “congratu-fuckin-lations”

Hater: hey I heard you won that thing
Person: yeah
Hater: Congratulations ;)

Person: you’ll work for me some day.

by Professor Elephant November 10, 2019

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Congo Gangbang

When the fathers of the community catch a man trying to have sex with a kid, taking turns "reclaiming" the neighborhood.

They caught a pedo creeping the neighborhood and showed him what for with a Congo Gangbang.

by pornstitute September 1, 2022

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Dear Congress...

1. What you say in response to complicated guitar solos in Guitar Hero/Rock Band where you have to move your fingers really fast.

2. Any game requiring rapid, seemingly random finger movements.

That last solo was a bitch! It's like I was writing a letter. "Dear Congress..."

by Blk Mage April 1, 2009

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The Deep Dish Congo Mambo

A writhing mass of old people preforming an orgy in a dark, swampy room while drenched in corn syrup. Additionally, the jingle that corresponds to the Little Ceasars television advertisement featuring a mariachi band plays on a loop. The combination of disorientation, dementia, and asphyxiation results in many deaths among the participants.

" Bite-bite, sip-sip: do the deep dish congo mambo!"

by Colesabitch May 20, 2014

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