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computer fucker

a young boy or man who loves to have sex with his computer such as a derek. this boy is usualy very fat and is a loser. he will become the inventor of robot sex.also a computer fucker can be a person who messe with people's computers by fucking the floppy drive.
i hate him so much im hireing a computer fucker to screw up his life.
by JOHN J GILLINAHAULLER September 20, 2006
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computer fixing

a term for making an excuse to leave a room full of people to spend one on one time with a significant other. the excuse doesn't actually have to be " i need help fixing my computer," its just a universal term for any excuse
John- oh betty, i have a busted computer in the other room do u think u can help me fix it.

or

" did u hear that, jim jsut asked sally to help him "wash dishes" in the other room, he's computer fixing
by terry January 16, 2005
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computer freak

grant kozitza is a stupid futha fuckin whore
lets say my mom would let grant come over to my house to do my sister. she said no way, my daughter is not for sale. i bet youre wondering why the joke is in here, computer freak is grants moms sisters cousins redneck aunt.
by dog November 30, 2004
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Computer noob

A person who only plays computer games and uses only a computer rather than a gaming console.
Dude, you are a computer noob.

he never uses a console what a computer noob.
by Mike Chabot June 11, 2008
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computer close

yours
by ben October 23, 2003
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Computer Killing

the destruction of computers..........see the galeries on www.computerkillers.com
look at www.computerkillers.com
by Jimbo August 5, 2004
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