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You know I've already addressed that.
Hym "YOU KNOW and I KNOW... That I would not read a SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING COMMENT if you could comment on this. NOT A SINGLE ONE, EVER! I would leave them on just to make you feel better. Just being you idiots all need to FEEL IMPORTANT but I would never actually taint my own psyche by filling my head with inferior thoughts by reading your comments. You want to comment on some shit go to YouTube. Where are you right now, bitch? Is this YouTube? No! You're not ON YouTube right now. And do you know WHY you're not on YouTube right now? BECAUSE I'M NOT ON YOUTUBE MOTHERFUCKER!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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comment piece

something as an act, a write-up or a speech that invites much comment.
Your speech is a comment piece.
by uttam maharjan February 23, 2012
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Comment vas-tu

Comment vas-tu in english is how are you it is french
Person 1: hi
Person 2: hi
Pesron 1: Comment vas-tu

Person 2: bien /Good
by The person who play robloxalot February 17, 2022
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Lochie Comment

A comment usually said by someone by the name of Lochie in which the comment or joke is either so dead/ irrelevant or so stupid/doesn't make sense its extremely annoying or can be both and none laughs at it - you say or yell it out after someone does this
For Example

Lochie - hey felix you look like a yellow tomato plant

- silence

Felix - Holy Lochie Comment

or

Lochie - hey jack that waterfall looks like your mum shawtee when i lick her minge
Jack - LOCHIE COMMENT! shut the fuck up
by Lochie12.5 June 10, 2025
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comment buddy

The people who posts selfies of themselves and then their friends and stalkers posts emoji's expressing her beauty and posts stuff like "HOT" and shit. This mainly happens to teenagers that are girls.
John: Wow, Sarah has a lot of comments on Instagram.
Joe: Yeah, comment buddys.
John: Mhm.
by how2pee May 11, 2016
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Comment Simper

A group of people (Usally Male) that go onto a social media comment section of the people they like. And say something usally simple and horny. Includes the words: "Mommy", "Daddy", And more, in a sexaul manner. They are seen in a bad light. The same way simps are, but they are not simps in livestreams or in real life. They are only in comment sections such as Instagram, Tiktok, and others with still comment sections.
A man posted a comment called "date me m*mmy". what a Comment Simper
by Figro May 15, 2023
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comment roulette

It's the high risk game you play every time you read the comments on an online article/post/video etc. Sometimes they are clever and funny and at best, better than the article itself. Frequently though they make you concerned for the future of humanity and/or angry enough to want to find the commenter and slap them.
She realised she had once again lost the game of comment roulette when she read the words "evolution is just a theory"
by Sheila Montague February 11, 2016
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