burning the clutch

Drinking a beer and a coffee at the same time. Using an upper and a downer at the same time.

Coke on top of heroin, seriously, you're burning the clutch. But whatever.

by Doktor Brown April 24, 2015

Clutch

A made up word by Glen to try sound cool.

Wow Tiffany that was so clutch! You are awesome!

by Gdkxhjdndmndjdic June 13, 2019

Clutch

When 2 people are kissing and one of them jumps up and wraps their legs around the other.

I didn't trust my own legs to hold me up while he was kissing me, making my legs shaky and my heart melt so I clutched at him for support and he held me up with his strong arms.

by Weirdwhitney August 21, 2016

Clutch Daddy

The Clutchest of all Daddy's. Known for having the best dick in the clan and being the sexiest in the clan as well which is why he's referred to as Daddy. Is the master of clutching rounds of search and destroy when the rest of the clan shits the bed. This act is also known as a Clutch Daddy Experience. Overall Clutch Daddy is the sexiest and best asset a clan can have.

"Oh my gosh it's a 1v4 who's left? Oh thank God it's Clutchy Daddy! Give them that Clutch Daddy experience!"

by ClutchestDaddy January 20, 2024

Clutch

A guy who always manages to have his hand in his junk.

Whenever a chick comes around he's always got to clutch

by Razor Sharp Honesty November 29, 2020

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

by Guinness718 December 12, 2024

clutch

To be the last player (or one of the last players) in your team in a no-respawn game, and win.

*Dead Teamate* "Clutch it dude!!!"/"Nice clutch man."

by D1RE Finesse July 31, 2016