Urinal Captain

1: A plumber that specializes in urinal installation

2: Someone who let's people pee on them for money

3: What Captain America calls himself at the janitorial gig he gets after leaving the army

I ran into John the other day, says he just got a job as a Urinal Captain . I guess he got tired of tapping the sewage line

by TheSewageAuthority March 13, 2015

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey

This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey get over here the children are burning!

by benco555 April 14, 2019

scapegoat capitalism

when a good or service is provided by two separate companies in partnership, and when something goes wrong company A tells you to reach out to company B and company B tells you to reach out to company A.

I went to Apple because I was having a problem with my iPhone and they told me I had to go to the AT&T store to fix it. I went to the AT&T store and they told me to go back to Apple. Typical scapegoat capitalism.

I ordered food on Uber Eats, but it never came. I called their customer service line and they told me to reach out to the restaurant. When I called the restaurant they told me I should reach out to my Uber Eats driver. True scapegoat capitalism at work.

by truetreat August 14, 2022

penis per capita

The ratio of males to females in a social setting such as a party, concert, etc.

Average Joe 1: Hey Joe, want to go the big party this Friday?

Average Joe 2: Naw, man. The penis per capita is too great. It's going to be a real Sausage Fest.

by Captain_C@veman January 29, 2010

The Good Captain

A golly good whovian, with a brilliant and hypnotizing Irish accent. Often refered to as 'The Captain' or 'Captain Epic'.

Random 1: "Have you heard The Good Captain recently?"
Random 2: "Uh, no?"
Random 1: "He is hypnotizing"

by anonymousasdfghjkl November 4, 2011

Pulling a captain

Pulling a captain means flirting with a girl when you already know she has a boyfriend.

Alex: Did you see Ahmed yesterday?
Jan: Yes I did. He was pulling a captain on Dalila.

by MrVVendetta March 3, 2016

Storming the Capitol

Accidentally Tasering Your Nutsack

One of the Trumpsurrectionist was storming the Capitol and had a heart attack and died.

by Silent Slim January 8, 2021