An absurdly large handgun or anything else even vaguely phallic in shape.
Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.
OR
A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.
Example: Colt .50 "Grizzly" revolver featuring ~1.5 in long cartridge that almost can't be fired for fear of breaking ones nose.
OR
A $300 Canon™ camera with a variety of speialty lenses so that Unlce Eggbert can catch that action shot of baby Rufus' runny nose at the family reunion softball game.
Guy 1: Hey! Check out this Craftsman jackhammer! You know what this baby can do?
Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?
Neighbor: Relieve your insecurity?
by Oooga-Booga May 17, 2005
by kiki/stick November 15, 2007
When you have consumed large amounts of food that turns your shit into a liquidy substance and you are able to spew massive amounts of liquid shit from your ass in bursts of atleast 5 seconds
by I put pp in your coke December 04, 2016
a semi-offensive term for an NHL player traded to another club less than 48 hours prior to the March 1 NHL Trade Deadline.
If you want to make a smooth transition to your new club, please ask your old team not to make you cannon fodder
by Sexydimma February 25, 2015
1) Something the police chief calls two cultually different partnerd cops, when he is angy with them and when the police chief has "the mayor on his ass"
2) In an erotic gay movie about police: The thing that the police chief looks forwad too when "has the mayor on his ass"
2) In an erotic gay movie about police: The thing that the police chief looks forwad too when "has the mayor on his ass"
1) "You two are loose cannons, but your damn good cops!"
2) "I like the two on your loose cannon, let's play good cop, bad cop!"
2) "I like the two on your loose cannon, let's play good cop, bad cop!"
by EmilioEstavezFan#1!!! October 09, 2009
Even though you don't use an arm cannon anymore, the copyright mafia can still confiscate your Coolpix camera even if you don't take any videos with it.
by pentozali May 01, 2009
Any sort of device that looks like a cannon and is generally designed to shoot potatos at a high velocity using household products as propellent. Also known as spud gun and potato launcher.
Using these lengths of PVC pipe, I intend to constuct a brand new potato cannon that will surely attract every twelve-year-old in the nieghborhood.
by Kurt Padilla July 13, 2004