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Sheet Cake

The reside left over on one's bed sheets after the wet spot dries up. The wet spot consists of semen, vaginal and/or booty juices. The accumulation of this dried, caked up, amalgam of sex juices will vary. Single men tend to have more Sheet Cake than say a married couple.
Roger convinced a chick at the bar to go home with him for sex. While he told her that he was not a man whore and did not have multiple partners, the Sheet Cake on his bed told her otherwise.

Carl threw a party at his apartment. Throughout the evening, he had sex with several hot chicks attending the party. His sexual escapades that night left him with Sheet Cake the next morning.
Sheet Cake by Eaton Holgoode May 22, 2015
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Day Old Cake 

Has been..Someone who tells you what he used to be in order to gain acceptance or favor. "Don't take me to Jail cuz I used to be a Cop" to which you can reply "Well that shit I took this morning used to be a piece of cake but it's not now!"
"That guy used to be my boss at work but now he's just day old cake"...
Day Old Cake by Cliff Washburn January 22, 2009

condom cake 

the remains of a condom that has been forgotten about after a night (or day) of deliciousness.

The "fucker" has woken up to find a condom caked to his wang.
I fucked her last night then passed out and woke up to a condom cake.
condom cake by dubbbs January 17, 2008

Drizzle Cake 

Any slut that you may date in the future and drop a load on. Like drizzling icing on a cake.
Yo Sean, let me see a picture of that drizzle cake you met in that chat room...
Drizzle Cake by s.a. (esse) November 3, 2010
the exam was cake
cake by CrazyWey22 February 10, 2017

Boys Suck Cake Day

This holiday originated February 8, 2004 by the lovely ladies of Merrick, Long Island. It is a day to celebrate how shitty the opposite sex can be whether you're in a relationship or not. On this day, it is your right to buy a cake, preferably w. nuts so you can crunch them, with the words "Boys Suck Cake" written across the top and eat the entire thing by just digging in.
"Sweet, Boys Suck Cake Day is next week! I'll order the cake from Baskin Dunkin w. pralines ice cream and vanilla cake, and you make sure all the girls are coming over around 7 to celebrate! :] "

" BSCD is the greatest holiday ever !! "

" Boys SUCK CAKE, on FEB EIGHT ! "
Boys Suck Cake Day by Colette Heefner February 27, 2008

ghetto cake crumbs 

Check out those 2 niglets fighting over ghetto cake crumbs.