Colon burger

Deep meaty fart, coming from the depths of your colon. Typically foul smelling and hearty.

Shannon walked over and dropped a real colon burger, stunk up the whole area.

by slick slappy January 12, 2015

Cock Burger With Cheese

The act of cutting of your unsanatized male genitalia and frying it medium rare on a gas powered grill then smashing it with a hammer afterwards. This would most likely result in placing it on a hamburger bun. (Note it's unsanatized so there will be plenty of dick cheese on the burger, thus it's a burger with cheese).

Paul: Damn john how did you make that cock burger?

John: Dude... it's a Cock Burger WITH CHEESE and I just watched BME pain Olympics for a how to video and it was easy. I''m thinking of serving it up to my girl this weekend so don't get too jealous.

Paul: Ahh my bad bro. Nice cock burger with cheese.

by HowDoYouThinkOfThisShit? April 22, 2017

Chicken burgers

The pengest food on the planet.

I love chicken burgers.

by oh.. hi December 16, 2018

spunk burger

An artisan style burger prepared for a significant other or stranger. This course is typically served in spite, with a special semen sauce.

"Damn it Donald, I just took a bite of that rotten spunk burger and I almost choked"

"One spunk burger for the fat rude lady at table 7, Mr. Rowe"

"Paul can't get enough of that special spunk burger after our lunch hot yoga session"

by Donald A. February 11, 2019

Mike Burger

A terrible special burger cooked by a special burger. It usually involves burning the burger by cooking it in tin foil with buffalo sauce.

Mike made us go to the store in Pelican Rapids so he could cook up some Mike Burgers.

by Thicccboy June 26, 2019

Merk Burger

A popular traditional dish from Bolivia consisting of a round patty of ground beef, or sometimes another savory ingredient, that is fried or grilled and typically served in a split bun or roll with various condiments and toppings with the most important ingredient and what makes the burger a merk burger is the Semen of a human of African descent. To prepare the merk burger's most important ingredient a man of above skin color 27 on the SLC24A5 Human Pigmentation Scale and or of direct African descent must Ejaculate semen onto the patty of the burger. After that, you have completed the delicious traditional Bolivian meal.

Yo DeShawn, could you cook me up one good ass merk burger, please?

by tec9chapow November 29, 2020

Nothing Burger

-describes a big pile of nonsense

-a piece of crap
-lackluster

Their PowerPoint was a pile of nothing burger as it lacked context and direction

by TP2021 January 29, 2021