Palm Bump

An advanced technique for publicly snorting cocaine without drawing attention. Cocaine is discreetly poured into the slightly cupped palm of choice and brought upwards across the face. Accurate palm position, fluidity of movement and well timed inhalation are necessary for proper execution. Onlookers will disregard the gesture due to perceptual blindness.

WARNING: This is an advanced technique due to the necessitated precision and high risk of smearing cocaine across the face.

Old Uncle Ronnie's party hardened white stache camouflages and stores the common aftermath of an arthritic palm bump.

by Granny_Cranny May 21, 2014

Whore Bump

Deep Pimples That Are Usually Infected and Refuse To Pop.

This damn whore bump is ruining my face, can't even hide it.

by SugarBear22 October 11, 2018

Dumpster Bump

When two unattractive people have sex.

"Dude, those two are definetely hooking up!"
"Man, what a dumpster bump."

by JJheffs June 17, 2017

Mr. Bump

A character that goes through many instances of pain and suffering.

Mr. Bump is very clumsy.
One time, he accidentally shot himself in the foot.

by RadToons April 19, 2023

bumping cheeks

A reference to sexual activity with your man or woman.

What do you mean you don't remember bumping cheeks last night?

by Meldavo May 27, 2017

gratitude bump

When you do a favor for a friend, they owe you a bump.

Austin ask's Jesse to get him liquor, now he owes him a gratitude bump.

by steve randy March 28, 2015

bump five

what happens when there is miscommunication and one person goes for a fist bump while the other goes for a high five.

even more awkward is the chest bump version of the bump five.

obama and rahm emanuel shared an awkward celebratory fist bump five soon after they won the election.

ray lewis collided violently with poe in an impromptu chest bump five. poe sustained a sprained wrist and bruised ribs.

by sudoer extraerrorordinaire November 15, 2009