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The Bright Idea

When you sleep at a girls place, wait till she falls asleep. Then poop in her bathtub and cover every lightbulb in her house with it then replace the bulbs. She will wake up in the morning and turn the lights on to the heated stench of shit!
She was a bitch to me so I gave her The Bright Idea.
by The Guy From Miami January 5, 2010
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The Brighty Manoeuvre

The 'Brighty Manoeuvre' occurs when a 'lightweight' individual becomes overly intoxicated upon drinking a single standard drink. Usually preceding a day of absence from work/school due to an excessive hangover.
The Brighty Manoeuvre; Bloody Jacob isn't here today cause he's too hung-over from that single 'vodka cruiser'.
by Cpt Jerpa May 1, 2014
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spencer bright

Gay ass nigger fagotwhore
by Swaggercroc14 December 23, 2017
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Anti-brighting

Anti-brighting is s tactic where either one completely ignores the form of abuse known as brighting or chooses to hold brightest, as difficult a feat to achieve accountable so they do time for the crime! Therefore, one does not become a victim of “brighting.”
I noted the brighting, and in my anti-brighting, I ignored or documented working with police to actually prosecute these people who harass talk and swap plates and cars.
by Girlonfire Writer March 19, 2019
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Mr Brightside

To define someone coming out of their cage and doing just fine.
Destiny is calling me, open up my eager eyes, because I'm Mr Brightside
by MissPerriwinkle March 30, 2019
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isaac bright

Isaac bright. isaac is bright. bright. like a light. like the sun. like his future son. his name will be magnificent. like one of his fathers best friend xristian. idk I'm high. hello to who ever is reading this. hopefully you are having consistent sex with someone of decent looks.
Isaac bright is bright. the most memorable name ever. hopefully he will be remembered more than hitler. oh and when I wrote this, Isaac was dating Alliah, take out the i and it's Allah. Allah Akbar bitches.
by jacobitch May 18, 2019
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Justus Bright

Member of BDE and looks like a young version of Xxxtentacion
Is that Justus Bright
by BDEJustus May 24, 2019
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