Power Blasted

When a man shoots his cum so intensely into a woman’s eye it blinds her.

Girl 1: Girl why you lookin at me like that

Girl 2: My mans came in my eye last night, I cant see!!

Girl 1: Girl you got Power Blasted!!

by Bunderwall April 15, 2022

Flavor Blasted

When a fart is so unfathomably rank that you're able to taste it.

Me: *farts*
Friend: "Woah, that was flavor blasted!"

by flavorblastedturdfarts January 9, 2023

Double-Boosted

Having discolored, sickly looking, almost zombie-like complexion suggesting a compromised immune system in which the person has injected Trump's untested Operation Warp Speed shots, plus the two boosters, hence double-boosted.

"Damn bro, did you see that cashier in the Safeway?"
"Yeah, that nasty hoe looked double-boosted!"

by dirdeed September 1, 2022

Cosmic Blasted

When you are turbo gonked on quality gas

Person 1: Yo steve!
Person 5: steve can’t answer you, he’s cosmic blasted
Steve:

by dinkystinker January 28, 2023

Flame blasted

Someone trying to steal your argument and trying to make it their argument while knowing they are in the wrong

She totally flame blasted me. She knew it was her fault during the whole argumemt

by Flame maker July 3, 2023

Baja Blasted

Baja Blasted is whenever you give someone a rimjob, and while giving the rimjob, you spit a mouthful of MTN DEW® Baja Blast up into their colon.

Ori: "Did you hear how Brad got Baja Blasted by Gabby?"
Wynn: "Yeah, I thought he didn't like buttstuff."

by ScootyKart December 17, 2023

Bass boosted

A word you call a fat person without people knowing you called them fat. “That guy over there is bass boosted”

“That guy over there is bass boosted”

by Uranium enrichment May 19, 2024