Boogie Board

A sexual act similar to tittie-fucking which is performed on her butt cheeks, preferably with lots of lube. Then you shoot it all over her back. It is recommended that you wear a robe afterwards.

Dude, did you boogie board that shit last night? Hell yeah, and then I put on a robe.

by Swayze October 13, 2006

Lower Merion School Board

The controllers of Lower Merion Township redistricting. They are hated by everyone because they are jackasses who don't understand that children who live 3 minutes away from the Lower Merion shouldn't have to pass it to get to Harriton High School (the other Lower Merion School.) Most unfair and cruel people in the world. Fucking bitches i hate you

Parent 1: "What did the Lower Merion School Board decide this time for redistricting?"

Parent 2: "Those assholes decided to split Ardmore in half so now my kid can't go to the school that is two blocks away from our house."

by blob-bob April 25, 2009

Ouija board

dangerous. It allows bad spirits to communicate with you and invited them into your home in order to do it. So if you want your home haunted with evil spirits or demons. go ahead! If you want to ever sell your house and/or be able to sleep at night. dont.

Phool: Yeah man I'v got this Ouija board! lets have a game!
Phil: No thanks, thats for idiots.
Phool: Spoil sport
Phil: Bye
Evil Spirit: I'm going to kill you in 5...4...3...2...1...

by Sally-Bob March 31, 2005

Bonedave

Noun. The pinnacle of ratty. probably drives a proper hood ride VW and rides a BMX with no brakes.

"OMG I fucked Bonedave last night, and when we woke up we were in the fast lane of the M27. Me and about 50 other awesome buff girls that is. I guess there was a lot of blood when that lorry came"
"I'm so jealous"

by tamsin&hearts thecock May 19, 2008

Boadu

Used to describe, a really cool,extremely black,person.

Douche:That kid is really Boadu, he must be from like Kenya or something.

Douche #2:Pssh, he has a chode.

Douche:Dude,Whats a chode?

by look at me go! June 16, 2008

Boabdil

A centaur from Greek mythology. There is a myth that is still told around the camp fires of today, that he gallops the earth in search of his true love. He wont rest until this goal is reached.

Characteristics of Boabdil:
strong willed, a little cocky, humorous, charming, honest, geeky and oddly lovable.

by v 3 October 16, 2009

blaed

the best guy you will ever meet,perfect smile, perfect eyes, perfect height, everything about him is. he gives amazing hugs and is a great kisser, he is such a lovable guy, is great with kids, you can tell him anything and trust that he wont tell a soul, he knows when your upset, and will defend you anyday, he is brave and doesnt take shit from anyone, he is one of a kind, no one could ever replace him, but he needs to stop being down on himself about death, but other wise 100% perfect!!

girl 1; whos that dude over there?!?
girl 2; ohh thats blaed?
girl 1; is he single??
gir 2; nope, sorry?
girls; what a lucky girl;

by bindy October 22, 2012