blood, sweat and Carly Simon 

Characterized by intensity, introspection, difficulty and analysis, often accompanied by frustrating miscommunication, hurt feelings, sarcasm, long, stacatto text message exchanges, starch, and/or a compulsive need to talk about an event, thing, or situation. Credit to TT for this adept turn-of-phrase.

J: Why are you being so hateful?

E: Why are you?

J: My heart wants you.

E: Everything is so blood, sweat and Carly Simon with you.

J: Kiss me, starchy polar bear.

E: Right on.

<kiss>

blood, sweat and Carly Simon by JohnnyAZ May 19, 2006

blood flood 

a woman's period. The blood that comes out of a woman during her period.

When a woman is on her period and she coughs or sneezes or even moves just right, a flood of blood comes out of the vagina.
My God, I coughed and had a huge blood flood!

blood flood by Maynard5 May 24, 2006

blood stocks 

Shares paid by companies as a compensation for the WWII Jews' Holocaust (which happens to be this very day I'm writing this def.), in what is called the 'Wiedergutmachung' policy by the German Goverment.

Blood stocks are just the tip of the iceberg of what the Jews had lost that no money can replace. In this Yom HaShoa (Holocaust Memorial Day, 15th April), I salute all the 15 million Jewish people across the World.

blood stocks by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007

Blood_BathxX 

To like having buttsex in a bathroom using blood as lube.

Chick 1: Ahh man I keep having some weird fetishes....

Chick 2: Like what?

Chick 1: I keep having sex in a bathtub using blood as lube.

Chick 2: YOU GODDAMN BLOOD_BATHXX

Blood_BathxX by SlasherX September 14, 2009

blood bath & beyond 

1. Anytime a game or challenge is so one-sided that you feel the agony of the losing side.
2. Something more intense than Bed, Bath & Beyond.

The 2012 (1)LSU and (2)Alabama BCS National Championship game was a blood bath & beyond when LSU lost 21-0.

blood bath & beyond by [][]V[] []D[][]V[][]D[][]\[] January 21, 2012

blood wank 

The act of masturbating oneself into a near coma. Blood wanks occur as a result of massive sexual frustration and unobtainable relief. Hordes of comic book collectors have drawn blood in frenzied orgies of embittered masturbation on an almost daily basis. The only way to cure a blood wanker is take him to a brothel and get him everything he needs.

"Have you read the latest issue of 2000AD?"
"Not had time. Serious blood wank week."

blood wank by Lolo Bolo January 8, 2008

blood nut 

An Australian term for a red-headed pale person.
the more red headed, pale, freckled, etc. a person is, the more of a blood nut they are.

eg.
1. Steve is such a blood nut, look at his red-hair and pale skin.

blood nut by bababababababra ann May 3, 2006