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Directioner

A person who is absolutely crazy and will do anything to be with the boys of one direction (Harry, Louis, Liam, and niall) a true directioner hates zayn malik. These girls want to be with the boys they want to touch their skin and lick their forehead.
“OMG ITS HARRY STYLES I AM GOING TO GO ON HIS VAN AND HUG HIM IN TILL HE COMES HOME WITH ME"
you are such a directioner"
by Ilovedogsandicecream August 22, 2016
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One Direction

A British/Irish Boyband which consists of five sexy boys who make girls' ovaries explode.
Niall Horan Harry Styles Liam Payne Zayn Malik Louis Tomlinson One Direction

Girl 1: did you see Harry Styles' new tattoo!?
Girl 2: Ikr rip ovaries!!!
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One Direction

Band formed by Simon "Satan" Cowell on X Factor UK in 2010. They have released five albums, but are currently on hiatus. They are well known for their dedicated (and sometimes creepily obsessive) fanbase, who were at one point referred to as Directioners.
Zayn Malik came from the group, though he left in 2015 sure to stress and what he later revealed to be an eating disorder caused by stress. The other members include Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, and Liam Payne.
They were signed to Syco Limited before their departure from the label was announced and a smear campaign against the remaining members ensured.
The four are currently pursuing solo career, though they have started that they still have plans to come back together at some point in the future.
Their fanbase is very involved in their lives, and have raised teens of thousands of pounds for charity in their honor, as well as singlehandedly bringing songs and albums onto the charts when the band's team fell short. They speculate about the boys' lives, and some have come to the conclusion that Harry and Louis are in a serious, committed relationship (see Larry Stylinson and do more research on your own if you're interested)
Though One Direction's original demographic was teenage girls, 46% were found to be at least thirty-give years of age.
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One Direction

A four-piece, British-Irish band that formed July 23, 2010 on the X-Factor. The band consists of Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson and Liam Payne. There used to be a fifth sex god, Zain Zayn Malik, but he exited the band on March 25, 2015. The four remaining beautiful sex gods are currently on their 'On the Road Again Tour' otherwise known as OTRA.
Directionator: One Direction is so stupid.

Directioner: Want to say that again to my fist?
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Berection

A berection is an erection from a bird
I saw a berection at school today in the trees next to the playground mom
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bisection

the ultra microscpoic gamma rays induced by the megaloniva in the bisectional researchable when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis bisector is ran under the ultra microscopic gamma rays that are induced via the solar panels atoms that reach a high enough state of matter to start the process of antidisestablishment on the microscopically small chip that is bisected via this process, and to do this you need a good heat source, and one of the bestest heat sources is plasma which is a star based ultra form that bisects and perpendiculares every possible combination of the dissectors, which proves the international theory that there are multiple worm holes that are being bisected via the inducing process.
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle that has been photosynthesised which means that we have to find a new way to run the communism gets in terms of the bisectional delusional megalovania method of the complexity of the tagged efforts that work when the bisection method is injected inside the communism program that heats it chronologically while in a stable enough state so that it can photosynthesize while in a high enough state of matter to induce plasma inside of it while the mentally stable while injecting the bisectionally projected efforts to save the complex level of curmudgeon while the process of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis and titin will bisect the angle in a way that is dysfunctional in a way while having an inversely effection

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bisection

when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis bisector is ran under the ultra microscopic gamma rays that are induced via the solar panels atoms that reach a high enough state of matter to start the process of antidisestablishment on the microscopically small chip that is bisected via this process, and to do this you need a good heat source, and one of the bestest heat sources is plasma which is a star based ultra form that bisects and perpendiculares every possible combination of the dissectors, which proves the international theory that there are multiple worm holes that are being bisected via the inducing process.
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle that has been photosynthesised which means that we have to find a new way to run the communism which is one of the chip components that heat up the bisectionally induced megalovania that is ran to do anything you can bisect in one sentence which then runs the ultimate program which is the infamous pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle in such a way that is forbidden in the realm of the quantum physics in the bisectional world. this is due to the fact that we are used to using antidisestablishmentarianism in our daily lives of the quantum realm it enhances the probing programic chip and that makesus interlude in lackadaisicalilly fashion which is unpracticed as it doesn't heat up the communism
so when doing this process you must be sure to not ever mess it up
bisection is a way of expressing your feelings deeply
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