Tuxedo Bird

A tuxedo bird (AKA a penguin) are a type of bird. They have evolved to be so snazzy that the tuxedo is on their skin.

*at the aquarium*
Man look at all this didelly darn tuxedo birds we got there

by buckwindow June 30, 2018

Alex Bird

He is a legal bird who got created in a lab and also a very good rock climber

Name: Alex Bird
Opinion on Bosnia: legal
Favourite colors: legal colors
Age: 12,5 so basically 13
Color: legal

by anonymous March 17, 2021

tinder bird

A dispensable girl met on Tinder who comes to stay for the weekend after some Tinder IM chat. Generally one of several booked for that weekend, who leave as the next arrives.

"I saw Paul out earlier at Seven's, he was with a Tinder Bird".

by Gavvvvy June 10, 2014

Issy Bird

Issy Bird is a vagina. A silly word used by teenagers.

Liz: Omg did you see Dezarys issy bird hanging out of her skirt today.
Marlee: Eww yes.

by Ballball3131 September 30, 2015

ruff bird

A dog faced ugly female

Amy is a ruff bird, her face is so fucking ugly

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

flock of birds

Flipping someone off with both of your hands at once and waving hands and middle fingers while doing it. Used when just one finger isn't enough. originated from the term flipping the bird

That guy cut me off in traffic without using his signal so I showed him a flock of birds-one middle finger just wasn't enough.

by cf is a boss July 24, 2011

blitzed on the bird

a term that describes the state you get into when you're on a long transcontinental flight and the airline stewardesses provide alcoholic beverages. Getting blitzed while you're flying several thousand feet high is a unique, strange experience that's much different from getting plastered on the ground.

Me and Del were on a flight to Seattle and we got blitzed on the bird.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008