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Beer Beard

The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.
I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.

Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb
by Furiosa the Accursed June 5, 2016
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Up the Beers

A shout-out for everyone to drink one's beer; to turn's one's beer up(side down) as in chugging. Similar to the shout-out 'Cheers' but with more implied emphasis on chugging one's beer.

A modulation of 'bottoms up'.
"Up the Beers!" <everyone proceeds to toss their beers back in such as fury as to have them upside down; as to chug.>
by p4ttythep3rf3ct August 24, 2011
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Beer Gnome

Someone that steals your beer and gets drunk without paying a dime
Guy 1: Wheres all my beer!
Guy 2: Looks like the beer gnome struck again!
by Mogli333 June 24, 2011
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Beer Oopsie

when you have too much to drink and you go out with an ugly or incredibly feminine man (getting an instaboner in this situation would be advised against)
I had the worst beer oopsie of my life last night she had a penis
by Zmoney December 7, 2005
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Beers Deep

When you drink so many beers that you are willing to have sex with girls that you wouldn't touch while sober.
Chris got beers deep last night and hooked up with that fat girl from wal-mart.
by Whiskeys June 28, 2015
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Non-beer

A calm mixed drink or short drink consumed casually once too many beers have been had.
'Another drink lads?' 'Hmm, perhaps a cheeky non-beer'
by Bowncing November 26, 2009
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Sproot Beer

(noun) The combanation of the two sodas: Sprite and root beer
Dude is that coke?

NO?!?! Its Sproot beer?!?!
by Jsolaracko September 26, 2011
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