Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

by The Black Plague January 23, 2019

Beetlejuice

v. To give an over-the-clothes handjob/fingerbang in a public place

If you're going to Beetlejuice your date at a Broadway show try to hide it with the popcorn box

by Aaron's Rod September 19, 2023

Tyler beets

A super mega ultra gay guy who hangs out with 3 completely straight guys who also once looked at a dudes dick

Kanel: yo is that TYLER BEETS

Me: yes stay away him he is hella gay

Aven: TYLER BEETS are you eating a sausage that’s gay

TYLER: no Mr.Harris’s science lab

by Eeeeeeeeeeeeee67 February 20, 2019

Baby Beetle Juice

The act of popping your little sisters cherry, then slurping the blood from her vagina after spit it back through her nose and suck it out through her mouth.

“Cindy didn’t wash the dishes so I had to Baby Beetle Juice her.”

by DaddyDjango September 18, 2019

Council of Beetroot

The new council after Pewdiepie went crazy. They demand him to fuck things like sheep and creepers. They are the “villain” in Pewds Minecraft series, but it takes a while for that to be reveled. They replaced the Council of Watersheep and killed all of Pewds friends.

Pewdiepie-“What do you want me to do council of beetroot?”
Council of beetroot-*demonic noises*
Pewdiepie-“You want me to frick a creeper?”

by Minecraft Spaghetti November 3, 2019

Bears Eat Beets

Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica

Jim: Fact, bears eat beets
Dwight: *sigh* no-
Jim: Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica

Dwight: wait What are you doing, this isnt funny.
Jim: *puts down a bobble head of himself*
Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions families suffer ever year!!!
Jim: Michael!!
Dwight: Haha very funny... MICHAEL MICHAEL!!

by eden100123 December 30, 2020

beetle juice

beetle juice is the code word for blowjob

i hope i get some beetle juice at the party tonight

by curtdaddy August 5, 2010