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Floor Bacon

Any altercation that is taken seriously by one involved party and laughed at and dismissed by the other involved party/parties. Usually leads to loss of job.
Originates from a fight over whether throwing away bacon that landed on the floor was a waste or if it was still edible.
"Dude, did you hear so-and-so got fired?"
"Yeah he got into some heavy floor bacon with another co-worker earlier this week, it was all down hill from there"
by WestAvenger January 29, 2009
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bacon

or it could just be food...
I loveses my bacon.

Sarah: God. I love bacon.
Lauren: Dude, I know. I know.
by Sarah April 15, 2005
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back bacon

More commonly known as peameal bacon served with breakfast. Also known as the fat that sticks out of the sides of chicks who where clothes that are too tight, or wear high cut tops and low cut pants, leaving blubber or 'back bacon hanging out the side.
Holy shit man, look at all the back bacon on that chick, you could feed a family of twelve with that.
by Dr.D!gs June 17, 2004
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vertical bacon sandwich

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia
I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night
by poonfag October 14, 2009
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bacon pussy

Fat girl that thinks she is so sexy that when she rubs up against you, you get a whiff of her fat smelly cooter.
Yo, that fluff was straight up sportin' the bacon pussy. She was rubbin' up against me and I caught a whiff, damn...bacon.
by john- john the madman April 7, 2009
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bacon roll

a roll/sandwich filled with bacon.
(from facejacker)

usually said to confused northern irish people while going through a drive thru.
"how many bacon rolls do you want?"
"none"
"4 bacon rolls!"
"no bacon rolls"
"6 more bacon rolls"
"no i don't want any bacon rolls"
"14 bacon rolls!"
by luuuuuuucy April 29, 2010
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frying your bacon

Phrase coined in 2006 by Dimitri Williams of Oakdale.

Used to imply someone is about to get or already is getting their hypothetical ass annihilated, kicked, whooped, beaten, or simply owned.
Dimitri was frying your bacon out the ass last night.
by NarooN November 28, 2009
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