stick a broom up his arse

Slang, mainly UK, meaning that the person needs to be helped to get going on a task or get a better attitude in order to get motivated.

"If Jeff doesn't get on with it, you'll have to stick a broom up his arse to get him going!"

by Julie57 May 7, 2017

Broom

a fat arsehole that looks like Mr Clarke

if someone parks their un-wanted (and ugly) behind on ones' knee the correct detterant would be "get your broom off me"

by Sam November 28, 2003

broomstick bitch

A girl that is so ridiculously thin you can use her as the handle for a broom. You need to be gently though, as broomstick bitches tend to snap into two if you use even the slightest force.

Dude A: Boy this house is a mess. Hey, you! Broomstick Bitch!

BB: Yeah?

Dude A: I'll give you five quid to be my broom handle.

BB: Well, I am so thin that you can see through me, and unbelievably arrogant because of it (which makes me a broomstick bitch) so okay!

Dude A: Right, i'll just fit you on there and...

*SNAP*

Dude A: Oh crap, it's split in two!

Dude B: Ha ha! Stupid bitch. Oh man, look at all that powdered blood and dust coming out of her. Ewww.

Dude A: Come on, lets get another broomstick bitch to clean her up.

Dude B: Okay!

by Matthew The Third January 16, 2008

bajoom

looking really good or rocking an outfit really well

"wow, girl you are really bajooming todayyy!"

by edderz January 13, 2009

Brooming

A sport in which the objective is to stand a broom upright so that it may stand by itself (freestanding vertically), take a picture of it, and upload it to Facebook or equivilant. The goal is to place the broom in the most random, interesting, or entertaining place possible, similar to planking.

An ideal brooming expedition could be placing your broom freestanding vertically on top of a mountain, inside an aquarium, next to a Sasquatch, etc.

by I Forgot My Name June 20, 2012

Broomstick up ass

A word to describe a really good meal

-takes a bite of food- mmm broomstick up ass

by Joshk290 December 2, 2020

Womb broom

Any inanimate object used to perform an abortion.

Man, that hanger would make a great womb broom.

by stxnthamix August 15, 2016