Brentni

your an elite achiever. there's a reason why i'm stuck to you because you carry the weight of a scholar the weight of beauty , the weight of a beautiful educated black princess & soon the weight of our beautiful child . Your the biggest excellence out of your family and your siblings will follow . your a eye opener , your the protector of my heart . your the guru of stress relief, you never stress me out but you make me stronger instead. i don't see lies but life when you speak. i don't see sadness but happiness when you look at me . i don't see failure but a phenomenal mindset . i don't fear but courage. i don't see stretch marks but a path to a good future . in those eyes i imagined a queen managing a home fit from a queen & king , i see you as my back bone , i see you as my source to go fourth and handle my dreams i see you as my one & only , the only to make me fall in love the only that will see past my past see past my struggles .

Brentni is a unique being

by yeahtom June 18, 2018

Brentni

a true motivater , faithful honest girl that will make you comfortable in any sitatuion , goal oriented , massive freak to her true love , beautiful eyes with a smile , most likely too have big boobs , always herself and such a goofball , you will change your ways in a good way , your truly blessed to be around her

Get someone like brentni

by yeahtom June 18, 2018

Brentish

A Brentish Person, or a Brent is someone being Creepy, Stalking, Two Faced/Double morale, Being or doing self centered things on the cost of others, Humiliating others to feel better about themselves and/or Humiliating others while trying to hide his own secrets which to no surprise is exactly what they are humiliating other people for.

Fred: Wow, look at that guy, he dresses like a total fag, Wearing vests is so 1970's
Kris: Oh Lord, That looks so Brentish

Lucas: Did you hear about the guy that been complaining to the cops about drugusers in his neighbourhood? The the cops came to his house and they found 15lbs of weed stashed in his bathroom and he claimed it was for personal use only.
Harry: No Really? Thats a really Brentish thing to do.

by EmmaYay April 4, 2017

brenthon

Some dope ass guy who the ladies need to hit up 👀 !! Gives the best advice and can be trusted with people's secrets but don't try him !

Omg Becky you are being such a Brenthon !!

by yakagamdakauabwva August 24, 2017

baranter

Pointless banter between two or more baristas.

I can always tell I'm in the suburbs when I hear that baranter from behind the counter.

by baconeggandfleas April 21, 2018

Brentism

When someone complains about something that isn't real. Such complaints can be, but are not limited to:
Chronic onset gout
Heretitary wrinkles
Telling a story and changing facts to better suit the use of the story to your own personal benefit, although the entire story is fictional
Calling in sick to work
Going home sick from work
Sudden debilitaing illness instigated by an italian soccer player dive
Constantly one-upping a story

Hey man, I'm going to pull a Brentism and call in sick tomorrow.
Hey man, my 15th child that I never told you about who played as a professional NHL player im Bangledesh needs me to pick them up from the airport today. I have to go home early.

by SexyNigerianPrince9000 January 17, 2018

Brentnie

Brentnie —— Is a nice girl with a beautiful heart, she can be shy at times but the closer u are to her the more she’ll open up.

She has a nice butt and nice smile.

Hey Brentnie, How are you doing today?

by Scherzo. May 10, 2018