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The Illinois Enema Bandit
Fictional character whose real name is Michael Kenyon in the Frank Zappa song "The Illinois Enema Bandit". Convicted of Armed Robbery, and at the times of these robberies he would give his female victims a little enema. Apparently, there was no law against that.
The Illinois Enema Bandit by E to the C December 26, 2006
BUKC Bandit
Demonstrating a high level of incompetence and banditry during BUKC races. BUKC Bandits are very annoying and usually knobheads who think they are Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button. They can not drive and usually end up causing multiple kart collisions resulting in shaken fists and wanker gestures.
That team from Huddersfield University are full of BUKC Bandits, it is like they have never driven a go-kart before either that or they have let a woman drive. This particularly applies to the one with the One Direction haircut.
BUKC Bandit by The BUKC Spy August 19, 2012
Banana Bandit
This is a racial term for a person of black skin or African origins, it is often used because of the racial stereotype of black people looking like monkeys.
Banana Bandit by Cayk September 20, 2010
Cock Bandit
Another phrase for a raving homosexual. It is best used with the phrase "Ass-riding" in front of it.
Perhaps the best phrase ever.
Perhaps the best phrase ever.
Freddy Sanchez: Your a faggot, HAHA!
Touche Man: You sir, are an ass-riding cock bandit.
(end of arguement)
Touche Man: You sir, are an ass-riding cock bandit.
(end of arguement)
Cock Bandit by FEDER4TION August 31, 2006
Milwaukee Bandit
Reverse Blow Job
Milwaukee bandit-Lay girl down on bed on back with head hanging off end of bed. Insert penis balls deep till ur balls rest on her eyes creating a bandits mask
Milwaukee Bandit by skeeter420 October 16, 2009