by Pongabra April 25, 2020
Get the ponga bra mug.by Turdonfire November 11, 2020
Get the Conical bra mug.Because of the Covid-19 pandemic, everyone is wearing nose bras to prevent the spread of the disease
by Philly Hockey Player June 23, 2020
Get the nose bra mug.Women burned their bra's in the 1960's. Then they burned their men (best friend / husband) in the 1990's.
Now, they are making men wear the bras in the 2020's so they can see equally clear (no longer slack-jawed by a woman's bra) because the face bra holds their mouth shut.
Now, they are making men wear the bras in the 2020's so they can see equally clear (no longer slack-jawed by a woman's bra) because the face bra holds their mouth shut.
by TX' Speedy July 9, 2020
Get the face bra mug.Look at that idiot. He can't even wear a facemask properly. He thinks it's a chin-bra to support one of his chins.
by burnee July 11, 2020
Get the Chin-Bra mug.1.A fabric "device" that is worn by women to support their boobs.
2. Something that men think shouldn't exist since it's super complicated and they just want to get to the boobies.
2. Something that men think shouldn't exist since it's super complicated and they just want to get to the boobies.
Example 1:
Girl 1: My mom is taking me BRA shopping this weekend
Girl 2: haha loser you have to wear a bra
Girl 3: didn't you start wearing bras last week?
Girl 1: who's the loser now.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Jennie thought it would be sexy if I took off her bra
Guy 2: how did that go?
Guy 1: I didn't get the boobies.
Girl 1: My mom is taking me BRA shopping this weekend
Girl 2: haha loser you have to wear a bra
Girl 3: didn't you start wearing bras last week?
Girl 1: who's the loser now.
Example 2:
Guy 1: Jennie thought it would be sexy if I took off her bra
Guy 2: how did that go?
Guy 1: I didn't get the boobies.
by Boobilicius September 28, 2020
Get the BRA mug.A bra with so much padding/push up that the extra volume alone is larger than the size of someone's boobs. Mattress bras are usually extremely thick and uncomfortable to wear.
"Dude, this chick I took home last night had MASSIVE TITS. I was so excited until she took off her mattress bra and she went from a DD to a B at best..."
by UrbanDictionaryDoctrine May 30, 2017
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