Psycho-analytic awareness

A disability affecting some people when they are trying to fall asleep. Psycho-analytic awareness sufferers will focus on any noise (most commonly the television or room mates talking) to the point where they cannot fall asleep. This likely is caused by the individuals unconscious attempts to make sentences and paragraphs out of the words they hear just before sleep. Can often cause sleeplessness and insomnia.

Marie left the television on the Food Network in the living room again last night. I layed away all night listening to it through the wall because of my psycho-analytic awareness.

by Schwinndala August 1, 2010

anal tactile awareness

The ability to precisely determine the difference between a humid fart or shitting oneself inadvertently. Prevents having to check one's pants with moisture-laden gaseous emissions. Combining with anal dexterity permits the ability to release humid, rancid gaseous emissions while precisely holding back hydraulic pressure in the rectum and avoiding a mess.

"Shit! I just shat myself. I wish I had better anal tactile awareness so I would have known that wasn't a fart."

by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013

Afairee

the person in an adultorous relationship who is not in another relationship.

Sure i slept with Gemma when she was still with Andrew but I'm the afairee not the afairor.

by MarioMan83 December 9, 2009

Kraz Award

An intangible award given to those who go above and beyond to be the biggest rapist in the room.

Person 1 -"How come im not in this picture?"
person 2 -"b/c your tied up underneath the desk."
Person 1 -"...and the Kraz Award goes to..."

by boba fett 123456 December 30, 2009

Takes the Awards

Meaning that something is awesome, cool, dope, fly, of the hezzy

Did you hear that new song by 50? It takes the awards dawg.

by AndyDrew May 16, 2004

You Are Aware

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Person 1 wins at video game, then taunts the loser with a big fat "You are aware!!!"

by You Know March 2, 2003

raise awareness

Attaching yourself to a cause, typically for profit, without actually doing anything to help.

Her aim is to raise awareness about marine debris and plastic pollution that impacts our world’s oceans and its inhabitants.

“I created these images to depict the global plastic problem, I wanted my images to have an impact,” she explains

by Ichi Mu January 5, 2017