Textually assaulted

What happens to you when you get random lewd, dirty and/or offensive text messages from people you don't know or wouldn't want to get text messages from

I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me they were doing something lewd to themselves and I felt textually assaulted.

by Netter76 January 15, 2009

Assburgers

Pertaining to the sight that men who sit in the front row of an exotic dance club have.

"Hey Joe do you want to grab couple cold beers and enjoy some assburgers while we're at it.

by rondolais November 29, 2011

Assburgers

Usually mistaken for the Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers usually happens when somebody forgets to wipe the anal area after defication in the toilet commode bowl. Sometimes the feces is stuck between the two buttock cheeks or buns, hence the term assburgers.

The kid had a bad case of assburgers, so his mom had to wash his underpants every night.

by Hugh Brough-Kitt March 18, 2011

Assburgers

"Burgers" from one's ass i.e. feces. Another play on Asperger's

Man: Vince has a bad case of Assburgers.
Woman: You mean the syndrome similar to autism?
Man: No, he clogged our toilet!

by TMoneyID December 30, 2010

assfail

when your ass just stops working.

Bob had an assfail right before a very important meeting. Poor Bob.

by van ultima January 27, 2005

assaultful

When someone is coming off in a very assaulting manner, they are very aggressive and almost short tempered.

Ayo, that guy is kind of assaultful.

by assaultful September 7, 2020

assface

a balding history teacher who has an ass for a face and can talk constantly about a single subject for hours, boring her class to death

"Mrs. Smith looks just like an assface!"

by DUEEEEejfslkdfr;lksjdl November 19, 2006