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assm

An IM-style abbreviation for the word "awesome". Pronounced the same way.
OMG this beef jerky is assm!
by beakerwoff March 11, 2010
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excuses are like asses

phrase used by "hip" gym and history teachers. "excuses are like asses"... if the coach is particularly bright, he will finish the phrase: "excuses are like asses, everyones got one and they all stink"
"But coach - i have a good reason!!"

"excuses are like asses billy... like asses!"
by Jake Jarmel May 21, 2004
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Roadside Assistance

Warning: This move is recommended for masters ONLY!

The roadside assistance is a sexual move that needs a bit of preperation and good timeing to pull off. There are some guidlines to follow first.

1.You must be driving on Rt. 80
2.You must be driving in a 4-door sedan with your GirlFriend.
3.You must do this between the hours of 3:30pm - 9:00pm
4.You must pop your tire and manage not to hit any cars and pull off to the shoulder, unscathed.

After you pull off the the shoulder you call AAA (Triple-A). A few moments after you hang up the phone, you start to have sex with you GirlFriend. Once you and your girlfriend are about to climax (have to climax at the same time) you yell "TRIPLE A". At that exact moment the AAA guy has to come up and knock on the window and must reply "Yes?"

If you manage to pull this move off, you will be a god among men.
"So yeah, I was driving on 80 today, and I saw someone doing the roadside assistance, But then that damn cop had to ruin my fun by pulling me over for being stopped on the highway, trying to jack off to the couple."
by Kiji_Otori March 28, 2008
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Aim Assist

firmly grasping your dick with both hands when pissing to aim it.
When I piss, I never miss, because I use aim assist
by Boinkadoink September 29, 2018
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Assasinate

a sexual reference.
when a man's friend is hiding in the closet maturbating while he's having sex. when the friend is about to come he runs out of the closet and shoots his load on the girl.
Assasinate: My boy Ben assinated Keri last night.
by brittaney May 5, 2007
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Assasaurus

A dinosaur with an abnormally large ass; also can be a name for an asshole or one who is being an asshole.
"Goddamn you are being a total assasaurus!"
by nunnya business April 30, 2008
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JFK Assassination

Sex move involving a finish with a Cum shot to the head
My girl got pissed when I gave her a JFK Assassination last night.
by The Slinger November 12, 2016
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