almode

Almode is 4'6 and thats about it besides from there short (hehe) temper

Almode is so short like haha shorty

by Like sans from undertale November 18, 2022

Soggy Almond

Lesbian slang for a clit that has been given copious attention orally.

Since she took such great care of me last night I woke her up with a soggy almond

by cross-cross stitch May 28, 2020

ALMO

Almost homo, a guy who doesn't know he's gay yet. An ALMO often wonders why a lot of people think he's gay and works really hard to not appear gay. Regardless, a preponderance of evidence points to his homosexual tendencies. For instance, things such as:

* beyond metrosexuality, use of hair tape as a boy in grade school when it started early and sassily "switched up" his middle school uniform

* talks to gay men he meets at 1am for hours "because I'm just friendly"

* obsesses with pride on how much gay men are attracted to him

* cattily assesses fashion faux pas on the street and gets really upset about it

* AND most of all... an ALMO says things like "I get tired of being the dom."

Gay BFF: Ahh honey what's wrong? Did you and Dave break up?

Sad Girl: Uh, I was talking to my mom and other guy friends about some strange behavior, like he often acted like a girl about things, and not in a good way.

Gay BFF: Well, Darlin, he WAS like the woman in the relationship. You totally wore the hot pants in that one.

Sad Girl: Yeah, I think he's an ALMO. Too bad, it was fun, like dating a girlfriend - or you - but not.

by BoyGaGa November 24, 2009

Almondextrous

To think your jokes are funnier than they really are.

Hey guys, did you hear my joke? I eat nuts with both hands. I must be almondextrous.

by lichody April 29, 2009

Almost as sexy as Kitty

A phase used to describe the extremely beautiful.

Wow, That girl over there is almost as sexy as Kitty.

by Dave July 15, 2003

almost heroes

Funniest movie ever made staring Chris Farley and Matthew Perry

Guy:hey lets watch Almost Heroes

by elpoop January 17, 2006

Almond Joy

When a man has diarrhea and it covers his testicals. He can let it dry on his testicals and then let someone lick it off.
Female version of this is a "Mounds"

Jeff had the shits all day, so when I got home he gave me an almond joy.

by malcum ex November 22, 2010