Alexander

A man who will you play u. Don’t date an Alexander

No one:

Alexander: *is cheating on you*

by lyssmaxwell August 28, 2019

alexander adam holmes

Xander is an extremely rich and not posh person who enjoys playing copious amounts of halo in his free time. Xander also enjoys complaining about his parents, saying he's not posh and eating his corn raw.

the alexander Adam Holmes was playing halo and gave a big sigh as his friends walked up to the door of the Holmes manor.

by vfevfeSDVSFD February 2, 2022

Alexander

Someone who is incredibly gay

Look at Alexander over there

by OnlyJoks September 15, 2019

Alexander

A dick who at first glance appears to be a nice guy. He sleeps around and he plays multiple girls at once. He is usually blonde, tall, and from the midwest. He buys you over with his sob stories, and then you find out he has been fooling around with a bunch of other chicks.

Sussie: I just got a boyfriend!!
Jan: Me too! His name is Alexander
Sussie: So is mine...
Erina: So is mine...

by revenge is sweet bitch July 17, 2011

Alexander (Alex)

A cheating lying piece of shit that will ruin your life he is never going to change he will always be unloyal he will leave you for a girl that looks like a whole man he is the biggest fuckboi you’ll ever meet

“Huh? Oh Alexander (Alex)? Eh he’s a little bitch.”

Alexander is a lier I don’t like him.

by Issa.queen12 December 29, 2018

Alexander Rybak

A Norwegian/belarusian bitch who won eurovision song contest 2009 with the most annoying song ever, "fairytale".
He is hated by most Norwegians.

person 1 : "I'm in love with a fairytaleeeee even though it huuuurts"
person 2 : shut up you fucking cunt, no one likes alexander rybak

by agagagagagga March 10, 2010

Alexander Sangmoore

Sangmoore is truly the god of all things, he commands the memetic division and will crush his enemies on site!

Person 1: 'Alexander Sangmoore is a terrible human with a horrible moustache!'
Person 2: 'Sangmoore and the rest of the memetic division will crush you!'

by RespeccWomenOrDie June 9, 2018