Alberta

A very smart and intelligent person. She has a very funny personality. And is very beautiful.

I saw a Alberta and I wanted to be friends with her so bad!

by BubblySnowflake May 11, 2019

Alberta

Alberta is a province in Western Canada. Its landscape encompasses mountains, prairies, desert badlands and vast coniferous forests. It has more than 600 lakes, and rich mineral deposits. In the west, the Canadian Rocky Mountain Parks have glaciers in the Columbia Icefields. The Waterton Glacier International Peace Park is a biosphere reserve that straddles the southern border with the USA.

Alberta suffered a fire in early to mid 2016. It displaced the author of the text you are reading.

by The Canadian Textbook December 19, 2017

Albert

albert is a whore. he is being a bitch.

omg he’s such an albert

by turtle dancer 3784 December 17, 2019

St. Albert

Located northwest of Edmonton, Alberta, is a dump specifically for french white trash also known as St. Albert. St. Albert is full of teen shitheads who will swear at you in French if you kick their sorry assholes in any sport. Their lockers at school are more messier than the dumpster fires in their trailer parks because of all the French onion soup and baguettes they have in their lockers. Another name for St. Albert is Doucheville.

Oh yeah, St. Albert is full of fuckwagons!

by Gursehajtheduck November 21, 2018

prince albert piercing

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by ..cami.. May 19, 2006

Alberta

The greatest province in the nation of Canada, free from provincial tax, moronic liberal leadership, full of oil; the origin of the best people in the world. Currently infested with slack-jawed, inbred, mooching retards from out east that can't spell, don't know how to drive anything but a boat, talk like they are having seizures, and who are most welcome to return home and go back on welfare and drink screech to their idiotic delight.

Alberta is the best place on earth. I wish I could live in Alberta

by True Statement April 18, 2008

Alberta

The most american province of Canada. Population consists of racist redneck and immigrants who put up with them because of the oil money. Aside from the mountains and oul, they have a few small towns they call cities: Calgary and Edmonton. The few buildings that they call "downtown" shuts off after 6pm.
Culture is cowboys, work, drink.

Why the hell would you move to Alberta?!!!

by Man-i December 10, 2019