accountabilabuddy

When you get into some sort of trouble and need someone to form a spurious alibi you need an accountabilabuddy.

I was late for the WI meeting yet again! Fortunately, my accountabilabuddy, Hattie, came up with another of her cockamamie excuses for me.

accountabilabuddy by Jonathan FeBland May 31, 2007

Accountability 

Accepting that you are responsible for your actions, and not blaming racism for your own problems.

Jacob Blake should take accountability for the actions he took which led to him being shot.

Accountability by Truth Hurts 1 August 25, 2020

Chartered Accountant 

An extremely dull person. Experts describe them as appallingly dull fellows, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humour, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful.

Person A: Katie Bennetts is a fully qualified chartered accountant.

Person B: haha - I KNOW!

Chartered Accountant by anon d1ckhead February 23, 2010

Accountist 

The discimination of another nerds account on an online game. Usually addressed as Dreary's on runescape. It is a form of prejudice based solely on one's ability at games.

Man 1: "Bro your account sucks"
Man pretending to be a woman 1: "yo don't be accountist"

Accountist by Mytr August 23, 2011

Accountant 

easy ass major. made for those who don't like or can't study. You see those kids partying their way through college and getting knocked up/STDs/wasted every night? Chances are they are an accountant. Or a just a psychology major.

Dan: Damnnn I'm so drunk and high right now, I guess I'll skip class tomorrow.

Tim: You're in school?! I thought you were like a dropout or something.

Dan: Naw man, I'm an accountant!!

Tim: Oh. That explains it.

Accountant by Shanaynayinyoface December 18, 2011

Accounter 

A monkey who counts bananas

Oh, look! isn't that Jun the dirty sewer monkey Accounter Spanish stripper?

Accounter by za zooo keeper September 21, 2020

Accountability 

Blaming someone else for your own actions

I blame my students i have good accountability

Accountability by TLWC March 7, 2023