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Killed in Action

When you’re running to take a shit, but it slips out before you reach the toilet
Mom: “The dog shit on the living room carpet again”

Guy1: “That wasn’t the dog mom, I was killed in action”
by cochiserock143 January 27, 2022
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guy-on-guy action

What many, many females fantasise about, much like guys' attraction to girl-on-girl action, only this version is far less socially acceptable and thus kept a closely guarded secret, even more closely guarded than masturbation. Many teenage girls in particular have a special attraction for punk/emo-type guys getting together (see: emo boys who kiss)
If you've only just gotten access to the internet, where girls are free to express their love for guy-on-guy action anonymously, and refuse to believe this, see fanfiction.net, which is full of these types of stories. 99.9999999999% of the authors are teenage girls...
by guy-on-guy action is hot July 27, 2005
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HOT SKITTY ON WAILORD ACTION

A joke on Gamefaq's Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire Board.

It originated when one of the local trolls realized that one of the largest Pokemon (Wailord) could breed with one of the smallest (Skitty).
by Fats McRobot September 2, 2004
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activititties

activity + titties = activititties
i was having a lot of activititties with Sheila last night
by mm__starr1560 December 15, 2008
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over actively smiling disorder (osd)

A rare genetic disorder Where a person smiles excessively and can,t stop smiling under their own will event under depressing simulations
over actively smiling disorder (osd)- symptoms include Person smiles a lot, laughs a lot, is always happy
by Muslim1 December 17, 2009
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Activist Judge

Any judge who interprets the law in a way that recognizes and guarantees someone else constitutional or legal rights in a manner of which you don't approve.

An "activist judge" is a judge who petulantly refuses make everyone else live under the rules of -your- religion.
How dare those Activist Judges suggest that homosexuals are people, too!?! The constitution clearly says that it protects all people -except- people who are different from me... Wait a second. Where's my pencil...?

The constitution says "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws." Note that it doesn't say "heterosexual, white, christian person". There are no 'activist judges'.
by Honor February 13, 2008
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Activist

The worst kind of pacifist, the kind that would kill to prove they're not weak.
The activist would slaughter people before letting them call him/her out on being weak.
by Solid Mantis October 12, 2019
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