Second Floor

When your girlfriend is in there taking a shit and you sit on her lap and take a shit.
My boo was using the bathroom so I had to use the second floor.
by Paul IR Win November 24, 2008
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Second Life

A place where noobs can become the coolest kids in another world. They are un-seen by other people and can be considered cool. Until they get on voice that is.
"Dude, I just got beat up again."
"Yeah, I got put into the dumpster. Lets go play second life!"
"Okay! We can be cool there."
by Unknown :0 February 25, 2009
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Second Voice

In any sales or Call Center environment a second voice is the use of a second voice to soften the customer into making an otherwise perhaps unwanted purchase/investment/decision. This is basically using the advantage of having a third party enter the relationship and manipulate the customer. This can be used at any stage of the relationship, whenever an agent feels that assistance is needed to make a sale.
Hey come here a second Bill i need a second voice with this client.
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Dog second

One dog second is around 0.003 seconds. Yes I calculated it it took a lot of time and it was worth it.
P1: Hey how much is one dog second?
P2:one sec...(30 minutes later) 0.003 seconds is one dog second.
by Odgevwkrifnfjf March 22, 2021
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Sizzling Second

Yo doggy, I'll smell ya in a sizzling sec.

I'll catch you in a sizzling second son.
by SkidMark Steve July 05, 2013
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second eats

A noun which describes the sensation one encounters after throwing up in their own mouth and hiding said fact by swallowing their vomit.
“Gross, brah! I shouldn’t have had so much sushi at that all-U-can-eat buffet.. I just got me some second eats, mang!”

A: “Ulanda.. did you just G.E.R.D. again?”
G: “S’all good. It’s just second eats. No biggie.”
by Miss.Class.Ass June 29, 2011
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Second baseman

A second baseman is a person is either baseball or softball that plays second base. They typically do not get much hit to them but when they do they are on their toes. Their specialties include covering first and second as well as covering the base in a run down which they always enjoy. Typically the most enthusiastic on the team and hyper about getting to play their position. Second basemen always rock a face mask when chosen. Most second basemens take possession over the base second and are very protective over their spot.
Person 1: “dude did you see how hyper she was covering second for that run down!!”

Person 2: “yep! She must be the second baseman.”
by allielovesunicorns January 04, 2019
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