Alissa Smith

Is the most beautiful person in the whole world

I talk to Alissa Smith all the time

by The doodlebug January 12, 2018

Dusty Smith

An elderly woman's dehydrated genitals.
One who is fond of elderly women's dehydrated genitals.

"Mrs.Jackson might look like a 10, but she's got a bad case of the Dusty Smith."

"Ted's a bit of a granny chasing Dusty Smith."

by BBB.Man July 20, 2017

Rohan Smith

A rapid Australian terrorist who was deported from the country after his 2021 bombing of a pre-school.

Rohan Smith is evil

by Rohan Smith May 31, 2022

Smith Puget

Super hero, thrower of Sharpies, tour manager of AFI. Also great at flipping off babies.
See also: God

Jade Puget: So why do you flip off babies?

Smith Puget: Because...if you flip off a baby you're the first person ever to flip off that human being in their entire life. I'll flip off the whole next generation.

by Esske November 20, 2009

cock-smith

A man who gets action all the time.

Jimmy is such a cock-smith his wanker hurts after every weekend.

by Jack M. E'Offer July 21, 2006

Michael Smith

An extremely wealthy and good looking guy with brown eyes who is fascinated with law and politics and loves to talk about how urban chic everything is. He resides in a fashionable urban environment, such as the sunny west county in St. Louis, MO. Most of his friends are girls and his absolute favorite expression is "Jealousssss?"

friend: "I don't know how to decorate my room..."

Michael Smith: "Make it urban...I just got these incredible urban chic posters for my apartment room...jealousss?"

by sexy_on_a_plate November 17, 2010

smith and wesson

what i will use to ruin your shit if you threaten me.

no, i'm not crazy, i only clean my smith and wesson pistol every day.

by 4506-1 June 20, 2006