April 13th

National Chlamydia Day!. The day to celebrate people who give it out like it’s candy!!

“hey dude did you text that girl we ran a train on? “
“nah why”
“broo it’s April 13th, yk National Chlamydia Day? you don’t want her to forget do you?

by BigRedGuy22 April 12, 2025

March 13th

This is a day that all boys names Tyler, have to wear a unicorn onesie with their girlfriend. They also have to do face masks with her and cuddle.

Tyler: We should have sex.
Girlfriend: No let’s wear onesies!
Tyler: Ok, but why?
Girlfriend: Because it’s March 13th!

by MadisonBrown13 March 12, 2021

May 13th

National send a spicy video day

“Can I get a spicy video”
“No”
“But it’s may 13th”
*Sends spicy video*

by Original_fishbowl May 13, 2024

november 13th

in 2007, the day the gummy bear album was in stores

look for the gummy bear album in stores on november 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras

by curbtripper December 13, 2021

September 13th

National absolutely destroy ur friends asses day

Why’d you destroy my ass cuz it’s September 13th

by anonymous September 12, 2022

November 13th

National Unus Annus day. Where we celebrate the beloved channel created by Mark and Ethan. A true masterpiece no one will forget. A day for fans to wear merch, post fan-art and show appreciation for the death of this channel. A day we show how much we miss it.

Hey, will you be celebrating November 13th to?

by Sp00pyBby November 14, 2020

November 13th

National kiss someone day
You can kiss anyone you want

Joey: “hey it’s November 13th”
Lucy: “what do you mean”
Joey: “kiss me”
Them:*making out*

by Snazzygiraffe November 5, 2021