laptop face

After a hardcore sesh of trolling the internet, looking in the mirror and having a red face. Result of the concentrated heat from a laptop screen. Symptoms will eventually wane after sufferer is unclenched from their computer.

Person 1: "dude did you just get back from holiday?"
Person 2: "nah just some serious laptop face"

by badassmckeving November 24, 2010

butter face

n. A girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) face.

If J.Lo had her face torn apart by wild dogs, people would call her a butter face.

by Ryan November 11, 2002

owning face

To dominate on an extreme level. Owning something on a whole new level

Damn man we were owning face in beer pong last night!

by Face owner January 27, 2010

face the axe

to confront a really uncomfortable, terrifying or dangerous situation.

i couldn't stand the guilt, so i decided to face the axe and confessed to the policeman.

by getjonas February 2, 2009

Face Of A Bitch

The "etched-on" permanent nasty look a woman gets on her face when she's a total demanding bitch.

With one glance, you know she's to be avoided.

Her Face Of A Bitch sneer says it all.

"Don't ask that chick out, Dude! Despite her great body, she has the Face Of A Bitch."

by Scrappy SamCat September 26, 2011

Faucet-face

When a person, a female in particular, cries easily because she's sensitive and very sentimental.

Nancy had a faucet-face this morning because her boyfriend surprised her with flowers.

by Babydoll75 February 25, 2019

Popeye Face

Also known as Bells Palsey

Person 1: Hey, I heard you got the COVAIDS jab, sorry about your Popeye face.
Person 2: Mumbles (unintelligible) *Drools white froth from mouth shits and pisses himself*

by Higzy Teflon December 28, 2020