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Steven Hawking

by faglad May 13, 2018
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Steven and the twins

Male genetalia. Derrived from the British telly show "Eastenders" (Ian Beales children).
Pretty obvious..

"Spent last night with Mel, Steven and the twins are in fucking agony." or whatever
by teethgrinder May 31, 2004
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even the stevens

To chop off ones' testicles during a sex act
"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."

"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."

"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."
by Evener of Infinite Stevens August 22, 2011
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Steven Pauley

Famous celebrity, an Elkview West Virginia native,known best as an award winning show choir performer and for his fabulous costume designs.
Id drop my man in a second to get my hands on Steven Pauley or one of his outrageous costumes.
by Salvatore Di Chiara July 28, 2008
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Steven Gerrard

A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.
He slipped like Steven Gerrard

He’s as good as Steven Gerrard
by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020
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steven gross

Dam you have a Steven gross
by Hand25 August 19, 2017
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Steven The Settler

Steven noun \ˈpər-fikt\

1
a : being entirely without fault or defect : flawless
b : satisfying all requirements : accurate
c : corresponding to an ideal standard or abstract concept

2
a : sexually mature and fully differentiated ;D
-Steven the settler, he is perfect, hence the settling.

-Was that Steven that just walked by? Yeah he is definitely settling.
by The Reacher January 28, 2012
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