Definitions by teethgrinder

Steven and the twins 

Male genetalia. Derrived from the British telly show "Eastenders" (Ian Beales children).

Pretty obvious..

"Spent last night with Mel, Steven and the twins are in fucking agony." or whatever

Steven and the twins by teethgrinder May 31, 2004

T.O.R.B.A.Y 

Hovel.

Torbay is a dead-end shithole. Almost as bad as Plymouth.

T.O.R.B.A.Y by teethgrinder September 28, 2003

tob 

Beetle's-bonnet, mound.
Bulge in female genetalia where knob would be. Especially protrudant when viewed with female lying down.
General insult.

"Minnie Driver has got a fuckoff great hairy tob"
"Lay off my marmite, you tob"

tob by teethgrinder September 28, 2003