tob

Beetle's-bonnet, mound.
Bulge in female genetalia where knob would be. Especially protrudant when viewed with female lying down.
General insult.

"Minnie Driver has got a fuckoff great hairy tob"
"Lay off my marmite, you tob"

by teethgrinder September 28, 2003

T.O.R.B.A.Y

Hovel.

Torbay is a dead-end shithole. Almost as bad as Plymouth.

by teethgrinder September 28, 2003

Steven and the twins

Male genetalia. Derrived from the British telly show "Eastenders" (Ian Beales children).

Pretty obvious..

"Spent last night with Mel, Steven and the twins are in fucking agony." or whatever

by teethgrinder May 31, 2004