Blow Your Wad

To ejaculate, cum, shoot a load, etc.

Jake: Oh kristen… fuuuuck…! Im so close…!
Kristen: BLOW YOUR WAD ON MY TITS!!!

by randoguy198! February 22, 2025

wad

“Wad” is a males version of wap. Wet ass dick.

That man totally has a wad.

by Hana Depp October 13, 2020

doom wad

A Doom mod or game. Stands for Where's All the Data? There are two kinds of .wads: IWADS and PWADS. PWADS are basically mods that change something. IWADS are required to play.

You: Have you heard about the Myhouse doom wad?
Him: What is a wad?

by gayzad July 3, 2023

WAD

working as designed

"the system is WAD, but the user did not follow standard operating procedures so an error was encountered"

by dicer2263 December 2, 2022

Ass-wad

Someone who is an idiot and talking to them caused colen cancer

UwU girl: s-so w-w-wanna date m-me?
Reasonable human being: no you ass-wad

by 🔥👹🥵👹🥰🤣😬😬😭🍁🥵 June 21, 2023

toe wad

(adj.) small, insignificant, uncool, unimportant...

"Outta my way, ya little toe wad!"
-Sissy

by r the p December 5, 2013

Oktoberfest Wad

A wet piece of cardboard or paper that has been left in one's rectum along with sliced sausage, yeast, and brine until it has soaked up all the moisture and turned into a large, grotesque mass.

"If my boss doesn't accept my sexual advances soon, I'll have no choice but to leave an Oktoberfest Wad on her desk"

by PhatSphoincter September 29, 2025