SS Squirter

A day cruiser style jet boat often found in the salt marshes of South Georgia.

Dude I saw the SS Squirter flying down Tybee Creek yesterday full of chicks. They must still be giving free Big Macs with a ride

by Mind_surgeon July 21, 2022

Bradley squirter

When humpday hits, Michael would drive home fast for some humpday action

When humpday approaches Lauren would cover all her living room couches in plastic so when her man comes home for humpday action she would spray him down during sexual intercourse like a skunk being threatened. Aka Bradley squirter

by Spunky5 August 24, 2022

Arizona squirt gun

Using a flamethrower with intent to kill

My friend hates spiders, so they gave one an Arizona squirt gun to turn it to ash.

by DrScience31415 August 24, 2022

first squirt

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.

Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”

by DanMarinoJr September 19, 2022

Herschel Squirts

When a man has unprotected sex with many women and it results in many kids to different mothers.

He has 4 kids to 4 different women. He suffers from a major case of the Herschel Squirts.

by RozMaToz October 6, 2022

Guitar Squirtle

The Pokémon, Squirtle, playing sweet riffs on a guitar.

Fun fact : If the guitar is painted to look like a pokéball, it is called a Poké-tar(Po-Guitar) Squirtle.

"Bro, look at that Guitar Squirtle!"

by TheRealGruffalo October 15, 2022

QWERTY Squirt

A colloquial version of "Diarrhea of the word-processor", a quote from author Stephen King. It refers to a party whom types very long paragraphs. Applies best to those whom choose to write 'novels' in sms/text messages.

This fool wrote me a fackin' novel in this text message! He's def gotta case of the QWERTY Squirts!

by Sh3p007 October 28, 2022