SIMP

S-squirrels
I-In
M-my
P-pants

“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”

That’s what SIMP means.

by Jackelanm December 19, 2023

Simp

The people who make Urban Dictionary definitions on girl's names.

Dude1: "Hey dude have you seen that definition on urban dictionary about 'brooke'?"
Dude2: "Yeah man, the dude that made that is damn a simp!"

by Lautadell24 January 30, 2021

Simp

A real man. Men who are real at their hearts are simps and appreciated by women. Boys are the ones who deny being a simp.

Male 1: are you a simp?
Male 2: no!
Male 1: oh so your a wimpy boy then

by anonymous January 18, 2024

Simp

What dire is 100% of the time

When ever dire (simp) gets matching pfp with koki

by Rider the funny December 13, 2021

Simp

A guy that is overly desperate for women. He cancells plans last min to go hangout with his bitch while she's a mean person and talks shit about everyone. Even tho she expresses disinterest in the guy , the guy insists to keep going out with her. He doesn't know how to let bygones be bygones. She has the guy on a leash. He votes for the candidate his girl votes for just so they can stay together. Has no respect for himself and affects his well being. Hes insecure when he's single so he would do anything to be with a girl even tho she's toxic.

Yo do you believe she made him vote for Biden otherwise she said she would break up with him? Max is such a simp

A Synonym is: Max

Antonym is: Chris

by Hawley February 20, 2021

Simp

A dude so down-bad yugioh player they only play waifu decks to acommodate for the erectile dysfunction, raging horomones, lack of social skills, and void of their wallet because "it gets them off and the decks are cool"

Guy 1: Didn't he just buy a whole box of Legendary Mavens?
Guy 2: Yep, total waifu simp

by NexusDevworks June 15, 2022

Simp

Jerry

Jerry is a simp

by YourJerry March 25, 2020