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Ja Rule

The painful vein hidden inside your anus that occur whenever you fart so loud that you poop out blood whenever you need to take a crap.
Charlie: My poop is coming out red. What's wrong?
The doctor: You have a Ja Rule inside of it and you can possibly die if this continues. You need to take these pills.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 26, 2022
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New rule

It’s now illegal to wear any other coloured eyeliner than black!!
NEW RULE ::Have you heard that any other Coloured eyeliner than black is banned? , :: omg what?? I love my eyeliner
by tt:: @..charsswirls February 16, 2022
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Teaspoon Rule

A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.
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P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.

2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”

-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
by ApolloJustice0713 March 23, 2022
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Phone rule

When you’re with friends and you’re on your phone. You make them feel that they are boring or you don’t wanna be around them.

When you’re with your friends or someone you like don’t be on your phone when around them. Give them attention and don’t make them feel awkward.
You didn’t follow the phone rule and make them feel bad.
by Fyb :)) April 8, 2022
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37 Rule

37 Rule is exactly when Jimmy had no luck in life, no love found, no looks remained, no life stays and 37 years old is the trigger.
Hey what’s up ?

Sorry man I’m adapting to the 37 Rule from now on.
by Jimmyhimself April 11, 2022
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Bendy ruler

Kid 1: THE BENDY RULER KEEPS TROLLING MUFFIN RACIST BOY HALO AGAIN!!!
Kid 2: Oh! It’s because he’s in love with him remember?
Kid 3: So true
by 14 y/o ping spoofer May 30, 2022
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Rodney Rule

The Rodney Rule states that when estimating something as a group if there is a tie the higher estimate wins.
Sally and John say the work will take 3 days, but Scott and Jason say it will take 5. Based on the Rodney Rule, the estimate is 5 days.
by Angst Wu June 13, 2022
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