The painful vein hidden inside your anus that occur whenever you fart so loud that you poop out blood whenever you need to take a crap.
Charlie: My poop is coming out red. What's wrong?
The doctor: You have a Ja Rule inside of it and you can possibly die if this continues. You need to take these pills.
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Get the New rule mug.A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.
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P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.
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“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”
-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.
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“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”
-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
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When you’re with your friends or someone you like don’t be on your phone when around them. Give them attention and don’t make them feel awkward.
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Sally and John say the work will take 3 days, but Scott and Jason say it will take 5. Based on the Rodney Rule, the estimate is 5 days.
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